The season so far

[mrsblue]

We are currently going ok with the whiff of a PO on offer...but jeez it's been fun and games so far.

Captain Barratt was the man but binned in mysterious circumstances
Nile Ranger was also the man but in court was revealed as a crook then further revelations saw him suspended.
Ken the groundsman was sacked
The Bentley money was good,but has it been spent already?
Phil switched to 442 and hey presto everything was great
Phil then switched to whatever against Sheffield and it went wrong
Ron had a letter from the taxman
Phil signed Zavon...we shall see if crock or good
Club sign a defender who has to appear in court
Nobody still understands Brian's role
Steve Bruce appeared from the East..Hi Steve
The family of JohnJo were not impressed by the centre circle lounge
Dave Crown crowned my table as quiz winners....cheers Dave

Feel free to add other crap.

 

[Silencer]

Cult Hero Ranger won't play for the club again, maybe no club again
Timlin gets away with murder, well not far off
Jack Bridge can't get a sniff under Brown yet is training with Premiership Bournemouth
CEO leaves and is not replaced
Club legend and club captain banished to train with youth team after speaking on behalf of the squad
Reading mafia calling the shots on who we should sign
Long serving groundsman sacked as other ground staff walk in show of solidarity
Brown's blues make early cup exits yet again
Our youngsters rarely given a chance to shine unless totally last resort options (Smith, Bridge, Kyprianou & Williams)

 

[buffalowolf]

Shrimpermoan are having another good season, no changes
:smile:

 

[AndyT]

One of the best season's for many a year, so far.

Exciting football, with some quality players in a blue shirt, that a couple of years back we'd only dream of seeing in an oppo shirt, playing against us.

HMRC settled up and some tasty matches to come, as we push for a play-off place.:thumbsup:

 

[RHB]

We are currently going ok with the whiff of a PO on offer...but jeez it's been fun and games so far.

Captain Barratt was the man but binned in mysterious circumstances
Nile Ranger was also the man but in court was revealed as a crook then further revelations saw him suspended.
Ken the groundsman was sacked
The Bentley money was good,but has it been spent already?
Phil switched to 442 and hey presto everything was great
Phil then switched to whatever against Sheffield and it went wrong
Ron had a letter from the taxman
Phil signed Zavon...we shall see if crock or good
Club sign a defender who has to appear in court
Nobody still understands Brian's role
Steve Bruce appeared from the East..Hi Steve
The family of JohnJo were not impressed by the centre circle lounge
Dave Crown crowned my table as quiz winners....cheers Dave

Feel free to add other crap.

You heard saw it here first, mrsblue posts crap:smiles:

 

[mrsblue]

You heard it here first, mrsblue posts crap:smiles:

Thread hijacker !:winking:

 

[dannypav]

You heard it here first, mrsblue posts crap:smiles:

Whilst I like and agree with your post RHB , I must put on my pedantic hat and point out that we 'read' it here first rather than 'heard'.
This is a visual rather than audio medium.
:winking:

 

[Parold]

We are playing great football at the moment and are on the verge of the play-offs. How much of the rest really matters at the end of the day..?

 

[SufcUpAndDown]

Originally Posted by mrsblue We are currently going ok with the whiff of a PO on offer...but jeez it's been fun and games so far.

Captain Barratt was the man but binned in mysterious circumstances
Nile Ranger was also the man but in court was revealed as a crook then further revelations saw him suspended.
Ken the groundsman was sacked
The Bentley money was good,but has it been spent already?
Phil switched to 442 and hey presto everything was great
Phil then switched to whatever against Sheffield and it went wrong
Ron had a letter from the taxman
Phil signed Zavon...we shall see if crock or good
Club sign a defender who has to appear in court
Nobody still understands Brian's role
Steve Bruce appeared from the East..Hi Steve
The family of JohnJo were not impressed by the centre circle lounge
Dave Crown crowned my table as quiz winners....cheers Dave


Feel free to add other crap.

You heard it here first, mrsblue posts crap:smiles:

Really? Even a "Staunch" supporter of the club, "like yourself" can see that's mostly bang on.

 

[Firestorm]

Team performing above expectations
potential for only a small annual loss due to transfer income.
Poor cup performances
Ranger and groundsman publicity may have an adverse commercial effect.
No movement on ground and further charges taken out on Land owned by associated companies.
Overall its a good season so far imho

 

[RHB]

Really? Even a "Staunch" supporter of the club, "like yourself" can see that's mostly bang on.

You're obviously prodding for a reaction. The trouble is I don't understand your use of quotation marks around words all the time so it's wasted on me I'm afraid.

 

[Shrimpers are Magic]

You're obviously prodding for a reaction. The trouble is I don't understand your use of quotation marks around words all the time so it's wasted on me I'm afraid.

I think you mean "quotation marks" sir :winking:

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Doing far better than I expected :thumbsup:

 

[RHB]

I think you mean "quotation marks" sir :winking:

"absolutely":smiles:

 

[South Bank Hank]

Interesting "topsy turvy" season.

Brown lost the dressing room, except it turns out he didn't.
Brown would no longer be talking to Barrett, except it turns out he is.
Timlin brutally murdered Ben Clarkson and they're no longer talking, except it turns out they are.
Brown is clueless, except it turns out he isn't.
We had a crap pre-season window for signings, except...
Cox and Fortune were old and past it, except...
Jason Williams was the future, except...

Ranger isn't someone we could trust long term, except.... D'OH!

 

[SufcUpAndDown]

You're obviously prodding for a reaction. The trouble is I don't understand your use of quotation marks around words all the time so it's wasted on me I'm afraid.

A """"reaction"""" or a reply? It's fairly clear what """"""""""MrsB""""""""said is about right..... "" ""

 

[RHB]

A """"reaction"""" or a reply? It's fairly clear what """"""""""MrsB""""""""said is about right..... "" ""

Now you've totally lost me. Never mind, I'll get over it.