The Artful Shrimper
President
Apologies if it's old.
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The Pope was sailing in his pope barge one day when he noticed three men in Southend United tops vicously beating a shark about the head. Inside the sharks mouth was a Col******r United fan, the Shrimpers hauled the rescued Ewer onboard and also dragged the now dead shark into the boat.
"Praise be!" declared the pope, " I have heard the rivalry between your clubs and it pleases God, this act of mercy. I bless you all."
One shrimper looked at the other, " Who the f*&* was that" he asked.
"The pope, " came the reply, " he knows all about God but nothing about shark fishing....hows the bait is he dead or do we need another one?"
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The Pope was sailing in his pope barge one day when he noticed three men in Southend United tops vicously beating a shark about the head. Inside the sharks mouth was a Col******r United fan, the Shrimpers hauled the rescued Ewer onboard and also dragged the now dead shark into the boat.
"Praise be!" declared the pope, " I have heard the rivalry between your clubs and it pleases God, this act of mercy. I bless you all."
One shrimper looked at the other, " Who the f*&* was that" he asked.
"The pope, " came the reply, " he knows all about God but nothing about shark fishing....hows the bait is he dead or do we need another one?"
