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The New Lynx Advert

Alexis_SUFC

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Surely the greatest advert to grace our screens for a long time. I only have one problem with it though, when I first saw it me and a mate were sitting in our student union having a quite drink while his girlfriend and her friends were playing pool, no problem yet....

Then it came on, jaws hit the floor, drinks were spilt and the dirtiest looks ever were heading our direction. We were of course oblivious to all of this going on around us until one of them spoke to us and we failed to reply, anyway after the advert finished we had to tread carefully avoiding certain phrases like 'Did you see the knockers on her.'

Then a whole 2 minutes later it came on again, happy days I thought, half way through turning round to tell my mate I said "Look.....", then I noticed he was playing pool and it was his girlfriend sitting there instead, I was trying to think of something to say but all I could think of saying was 'Charlies, Breasticles, Bristol Cities' and so on and so forth. Needless to say she wasn't too happy as the conversation suddenly died and I was staring at the big screen.

But the really bad thing is after the second viewing finished, I felt a little ashamed with myself for being so rude, just so I could stare at the TV, then It got me thinking, have i just stumbled down the same slope that DtS is on??

Answers on a postcard.


Alexis
 

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