The Most Functional English Word

[Cricko2]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t!
s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t,
and tell others to eat s**t.

Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
between s***t and shineola.

There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t. You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t or duck when the s**t hits the fan.

You can give a s**t or not.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.

Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
and some days are just plain s***ty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.

You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.

You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well, s**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you have a good day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head...........


Well, s**t Happens!!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Post of the week already, and it's 8.20 on a Monday.

As well as being functional it is also a function in itself.

However I feel that f*ck is more descriptive, it can be use in terms of wonderment, anger, frustration, joy, sadness, it can run the whole gamut of human emotions.

I was once walking past a building site in the city, and was arrested by the sight of a labourer look in wonderment at his pneumatic drill, and stated that "The f***ing, f***er, is f***ing f***ed" Thereby getting an adjective, noun and verb of the same word in the same sentence.:D

 

[Cricko2]

I was once walking past a building site in the city, and was arrested by the sight of a labourer look in wonderment at his pneumatic drill, and stated that "The f***ing, f***er, is f***ing f***ed" Thereby getting an adjective, noun and verb of the same word in the same sentence.:D

Holy S**T..:D

 

[londonblue]

A few quotes for you:-

"What the f*ck was that?" the Mayor of Hiroshima
"You want what on the f*ckin' ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Heads are gonna f*ckin' role." Queen Elizabeth I

 

[callan]

Ever wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when
someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

 

[Cricko2]

My favourite of those quotes Lb is..

King Harold at the Battle of Hastings.

"Watch that F**ker he will have somebodys eye out"

 

[londonblue]

My favourite of those quotes Lb is..

King Harold at the Battle of Hastings.

"Watch that F**ker he will have somebodys eye out"

Yeah, forgot about that one. I think my favourite is Michaelangelo though...

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

My fav ... and not even a joke.

Lip read Duncan Jupp after scoring at The Mill Stad :D

 

[JoshC]

Ever wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when
someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

haha my mate has a shirt with the whole story on the back lol