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The Most Functional English Word

Xàbia Shrimper

Co-founder of ShrimperZone
To test the ShrimperZone censorship board of directors!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!
 
To test the ShrimperZone censorship board of directors!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!


****
noun
1 OFFENSIVE the solid waste which is released from the bowels of a person or animal; excrement:
There's so much dog **** on the pavement.
See also bull****; ****e.

2 OFFENSIVE the act of releasing solid waste from the bowels:
I need to have/US take a ****.

3 [C or U] OFFENSIVE someone or something you do not like, especially because they are unpleasant or of low quality:
She talks a load of ****.
The man's a complete ****.

4 OFFENSIVE insults, criticism or unkind or unfair treatment:
Ben gets a lot of **** from his parents about the way he dresses.
Jackie doesn't take (any) **** from anyone (= does not allow anyone to treat her badly).

5 US OFFENSIVE used in negatives to mean 'anything':
He doesn't know **** about what's going on.

****
verb ****ting, **** or shat or ****ted, **** or shat or ****ted OFFENSIVE
to excrete solid waste from the bowels:
That dog had better not **** in the house again!
MAINLY US I need to **** real bad.

**** yourself verb [R] OFFENSIVE
to be extremely frightened:
She was ****ting herself, especially when he pulled out a gun.

****!
exclamation OFFENSIVE
used to express annoyance, anger, disgust or surprise:
Oh ****, we're going to be late!
**** - the damn thing's broken!

****load
noun OFFENSIVE
a ****load of sth a lot of something:
He earns a ****load of money.

the ****s plural noun OFFENSIVE
diarrhoea (= a medical condition in which the contents of the bowels are excreted too often):
Something I ate has given me the ****s.

****ty
adjective OFFENSIVE
1 unfair and unkind:
She's had really ****ty treatment from the management.

2 bad, difficult or unpleasant:
Jamie's had a ****ty week at work.
Anna, if you're feeling ****ty (= ill), just go home.

Taken from snooty |Cambridge dictionary... and its not filtered there!:thump:
 
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