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Southminster_Shrimper

Sir Kevin Betsy Fan Club
THE BIZARRE THREAD – SUMMARY OF PAGES 79-145

Names key:

Mr RG - BrettieAngel
Mrs RG - Vange_Shrimper
S_S - Me
I_S - Irish Shrimper
Huttons - SUFCHutton and Amy

Special Announcement

· Young Amy attends hospital on Sunday. We wish her well and a speedy recovery.

Announcement summary:

Congratulations to all of the following

· Mrs RG announces her graduation
· JOSHC announces he has passed his driving theory
· I_S announces albeit rather shyly via Mrs RG that he has passed his thesis

Summary

· Celebrating in an alcoholic fashion gets discussed with a few hangovers amongst zoners announced and Glasgow announces he will be missing at Centre Parcs for a week.
· The Huttons blossoming love life gets discussed along with his drinking capacity
· Mrs RG reminds us that she still awaits flowers from Mr RG (Page 82)
· Excellent flower buying advice from Glasgow (Page 83)
· The Huttons blossoming love life gets discussed
· The where is Hutton discussion ensues (Page 84)
· SUFC_Al’s turn to be picked on….dubious band pics are posted (Page 85)
· Mr Hutton announces he is suffering from manful (Page 88)
· The Totty Cup is mentioned and SUFC_Al posts a pic of himself nodoubt hoping for votes (Page 89)
· The Huttons blossoming love life gets discussed
· Mrs RG shocks the SZ world by announcing shes been to both a McFly and Busted concerts (Page 91)
· The Huttons blossoming love life gets discussed (inc Hutton trying to hit on the Bunny Girl) (Page 92)
· Mr Hutton announces he didn’t get Amy anything for her birthday (Page 93)
· The Huttons blossoming love life gets discussed
· MKs blind date is discussed (Page 96)
· Mrs RGs lack of flowers and flower buying in general is discussed (Page 97)
· Wimpy vs McDonalds vs Burger King is discussed (Page 98)
· SUFC_Al admits to having beaten up Mr Wimpy (Page 98)
· MKs date and S_S having manful are discussed (Page 99)
· We celebrate reaching Page 100 and SUFC_Al ducks out of doing the index
· Eating and Drinking Establishments are discussed as suitable dates for the Huttons (Page 101)
· Steak meals and Flowers once more on the menu (Page 102)
· Mr Hutton announces his Christmas gift for young Amy (Page 103)
· The Huttons blossoming love life gets discussed
· Mr Huttons phone calls to Amy are discussed (Page 106)
· Where were Amys Chocolates purchased from is discussed (Page 108)
· Mr Hutton is in a mood (Page 109)
· Cardinal sin as Mr Hutton spells Hils as Hills (Page 110)
· Mrs RG announces a thing for BBC weathermen which is then duly discussed (Page 111)
· Shrimperchick out the closet once again and found to be fussy (Page 112)
· Post Number 1700 Arrives and the law of averages is discussed (Page 114)
· Second JCB is delivered to Mr Benedict after crossing Mrs RG (Page 115)
· The John Clique are discussed further (Page 116)
· JoshC announces he passed his driving theory test while S_S is picked on by Mrs RG (Page 117)
· VAAAANGE is discussed along with its whereabouts which appears to be thereabouts (Page 118)
· Worst places to live is discussed and compared and JoshC gets his first JCB and hes not pleased (Page 119)
· Mrs RG makes complaint about a lack of postings (Page 120)
· Mrs RG picks on S_S and I_S quite unnecessarily (Page 121)
· Big arguments now raging between Hutton and Mrs RG against I_S and poor little S_S (Page 122)
· The Huttons blossoming love life gets discussed (Page 125)
· Hawkwell_Shrimper announces he is having trouble getting his leg over (Page 125)
· SUFC_Al clearly not up to date on the thread, Hawkwell_Shrimper now on a promise (Page 127)
· Shrimperchick and Cricko matched up with a threesome (with Shrimperchicks friend) (Page 128)
· Vange_Shrimper has a new members name much to the delight of all, except one person! (Page 129)
· I_S passes his thesis which is announced via Mrs RG (Page 130)
· Hutton and Mrs RG tell us they have a better offer for the boxing day game (Page 131)
· Playgirl Bunny and her choice of male associates is discussed (Page 132)
· How long Mr and Mrs RG have been dating is discussed (Page 133)
· Mr RG corrects Mrs RG on their time together and about the flowers (Page 134)
· Mrs RG gets their anniversary date wrong…..S_S goes into shock (Page 135)
· Hawkwell_Shrimper updates us with his news of a fantastic legover with his minx (Page 136)
· Amy’s impending operation is discussed (Page 137)
· Mr Benedict is brought up to date after missing a whole day of postings (Page 137)
· MK announces he has a Sarah Beeney fetish (Page 138)
· MK’s impending hot date with “Kim” is discussed (Page 139)
· SZers availability over xmas and new year is discussed (Page 140)
· Brief update for Mr Cricko provided due to a poor lack of effort to read our excellent comments (Page 141)
· Mr RG refers to S_S as a youngster (Page 142)
· The Rock God band members likened to Winnie The Pooh (Page 143)
· The jury is still out on Shrimperchick….is she or isn’t she (Page 144)
· Page 145 – Suspension of thread for summary creation
 
S_S, when rep is back you will be getting plenty green from me...i have been completely lost so that now has me back on track ;) ...thing that jumps out the most is VAAAAAANGE attacking us all the time. Quite upsetting really :(


:p
 
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· Mrs RG reminds us that she still awaits flowers from Mr RG (Page 82)

· Mrs RG announces a thing for BBC weathermen which is then duly discussed (Page 111)

I'm still awaiting flowers from Mr RG :p We saw some yesterday at the Membury service station, but he said he wasn't paying service station prices lol

And it's not weathermen, just the one weatherman :D
 
I'm still awaiting flowers from Mr RG :p

And it's not weathermen, just the one weatherman :D

Well we did try and help you there young Hils but you sort of shot yourself in the foot by getting your anniversary date wrong....;)

And yes I realise that its just one you have a thing for and I do humbly apologise for the error in accuracy of my summary.....

In my defence I did step in at the last min after SUFC_Al had failed to deliver on an earlier promise to do it....:p (And I bet he denies it but believe it or not, and I know you will be surprised to learn, its in the thread!) :)
 
Is Sunday night .Lets all spout cr ap on the Zone night or something ...everywhere I have looked tonight it has seemed so ....Apart from here of course.

Rant over ..:)
 
Is Sunday night .Lets all spout cr ap on the Zone night or something ...everywhere I have looked tonight it has seemed so ....Apart from here of course.

Rant over ..:)

John, there is never any cr4p where the "bizarre thread" is concerned. Over 11K worth of viewings and they cant all be the same people.

People are just trying to compete with us and they are not up to it.

Maybe the bizarre thread is the "Finest" or "Premium" thread. The others are merely "Value".....:D
 

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