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The Macc Lads

Has anyone seen them live or heard any of there albums/songs .........nutiest fcuukers you'll ever meet with wacky lyrics .



Julie the schoolie and sweaty betty were all time favs of mine
 
Julie the schooly

She can bind like a whore, she can talk to your pork
And she bangs like a sh*thouse door when the plague's in town

Nope never heard of them ;)

Although I do recollect I have the albums on coloured vinyl.
 
Julie the schooly

She can bind like a whore, she can talk to your pork
And she bangs like a sh*thouse door when the plague's in town

Nope never heard of them ;)

Although I do recollect I have the albums on coloured vinyl.

I like the one with the line

'Sit on me face, I'll guess your weight.'
 
Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke
Help her with her homework, she'll let you have a grope
Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains
She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games


They just don't make em like they used to eh:stunned:
 
The memories are flooding back how could i've forgetten 'Baggy Anne ' and ' 'now he's a poof'.

The song i wanna know had a line about the two ronnies in it which was superb ...........any help fellow Shrimp Lads ??
 
Aah .. the legendary Macc Lads :clap:

I'm not sure what they are up to now but in their heyday they caused mayhem wherever they went, fighting and being sick on stage, p!ssing on the crowd (which strangely enough caused a bit of an unsavoury reaction or so i heard !!!)

A lot of their songs are written about Macclesfield (strange that !!!) Buxton Road (where 'Charlotte' lived) is a real road, The Bears Head PH exists, as does Gordons Takeaway and The Silkmans was renamed something else and is the big old pub on the corner of Moss Rose that was shut down on the last couple of occassions we were up there

I have 2 of their CDs .. 'Bitter Fit Crack' and 'Beer Sex Chips n Gravy' .. there are some belting tracks on there, just don't play it to your mum / auntie / girlfriend as they just might be offended !!!!!
 
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only heard of these thanks to blueblood but quality stuff. i'm sure we listened to these all the way to newcastle or somewhere one away game.

'going down blackpool for a fight' quality!
 
'going down blackpool for a fight' quality!

Good memory jogger ..

And 10 miles outside Blackpool we had some real bad luck
Mutley shouts "Oh f*ck we've got a flat"
and The Beater chucked the jack at some c*nt 10 miles down the road
So we made him go and get the f*cker back, the tw*t !!!!!!!!!

They don't write them like this anymore :(
 
Good memory jogger ..

And 10 miles outside Blackpool we had some real bad luck
Mutley shouts "Oh f*ck we've got a flat"
and The Beater chucked the jack at some c*nt 10 miles down the road
So we made him go and get the f*cker back, the tw*t !!!!!!!!!

They don't write them like this anymore :(

no and i can't see anyone doing a cover of that, unfortunately.
 

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