The General
The Mouse (*)
Are you worried about the future?
Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to think about our lavish lifestyles, after our careers are over.
* Are you over 25?
* Are you well past your best?
* Are you looking for an easy life?
* Are you looking for a secure future without doing anything to earn it?
If the answers to all the above is YES then You Are Eligible For the Leeds United Life Plan!!
We pay you £30,000 a week, there's a pointless medical, and no sales person will call!!!
There's a FREE house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of England's finest courses. Don't take our word for it, read these recommendations from some of our satisfied clients:-
"As soon as I signed up, I knew it didn't matter if I was no good at my job."
Michael D, Leeds
"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially secure."
Ian H, Leeds
"I can thoroughly recommend the Leeds United Life Plan to everybody."
Gary K, Leeds
"The Leeds United plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought it was too late."
Jason W , Leeds.
"The generosity of the Leeds plan is unmatched in the world of pension finance.
It was the best move we ever made."
Terry and Peter , London and Sunderland
"Even when everyone said I was too old, Leeds were prepared to supplement my pension with an outrageous offer."
David B, a caravan in Ilkley.
"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the Leeds Life Plan-year after year."
Seth, Crown Court
"Even when I decided to leave Leeds United, they continued to pay into my Plan. I'm delighted."
Robbie F, Manchester
So don't sit there worrying about the future - sign up for Leeds United and RELAX!!
The Leeds United Life plan was regulated by Peter and his pals on the board, until recent unfortunate events contributed to their removal, but DON'T DESPAIR - the Plan is funded and will be GUARANTEED by over 40,000 who have invested in the "LUFC Season Ticket" Pyramid Sales Plan.
Kev
Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to think about our lavish lifestyles, after our careers are over.
* Are you over 25?
* Are you well past your best?
* Are you looking for an easy life?
* Are you looking for a secure future without doing anything to earn it?
If the answers to all the above is YES then You Are Eligible For the Leeds United Life Plan!!
We pay you £30,000 a week, there's a pointless medical, and no sales person will call!!!
There's a FREE house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of England's finest courses. Don't take our word for it, read these recommendations from some of our satisfied clients:-
"As soon as I signed up, I knew it didn't matter if I was no good at my job."
Michael D, Leeds
"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially secure."
Ian H, Leeds
"I can thoroughly recommend the Leeds United Life Plan to everybody."
Gary K, Leeds
"The Leeds United plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought it was too late."
Jason W , Leeds.
"The generosity of the Leeds plan is unmatched in the world of pension finance.
It was the best move we ever made."
Terry and Peter , London and Sunderland
"Even when everyone said I was too old, Leeds were prepared to supplement my pension with an outrageous offer."
David B, a caravan in Ilkley.
"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the Leeds Life Plan-year after year."
Seth, Crown Court
"Even when I decided to leave Leeds United, they continued to pay into my Plan. I'm delighted."
Robbie F, Manchester
So don't sit there worrying about the future - sign up for Leeds United and RELAX!!
The Leeds United Life plan was regulated by Peter and his pals on the board, until recent unfortunate events contributed to their removal, but DON'T DESPAIR - the Plan is funded and will be GUARANTEED by over 40,000 who have invested in the "LUFC Season Ticket" Pyramid Sales Plan.
Kev
