THE FINAL - Rachel Stevens v Keeley Hazell

[Interpol Shrimper]

So here we are, atthe end of another tormentous season of TC action and it's all come down to this...(bites lip trying to remain impartial)

In the blue corner, princess of kids music soap operas, BoyWonder2's Rachel Stevens versus, in the red corner, lady of the lads mags, Keeley Hazell brought to you by Ulysses.

Poll will close Saturday at 1400.

 

[Napster]

Steven's eyes are dead, dark eyes of a shark. I'm disappointed in such a poor final. Keely for me.

 

[Slipperduke]

Look at them. Just look at them!

 

[MrB]

Poor standard overall this year, both of these knocked out early in previous years and there are so many fitter birds out there.

Never been a Stevens fan so Keeley gets it from me (in her dreams).

They're both in the HoF now so Slipper will have to find someone else to wheel out his 'look at them' comment next year......

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Poor standard overall this year, both of these knocked out early in previous years and there are so many fitter birds out there.

Never been a Stevens fan so Keeley gets it from me (in her dreams).

They're both in the HoF now so Slipper will have to find someone else to wheel out his 'look at them' comment next year......

Indeed. Still can't understand how the likes of (for instance) Bar Rafaeli got knocked out at such an early stage. Mystifying.

Anyhow, here "they" are in all their glory:

 

[Pubey]

A poor final really. Not to say I wouldn't, mind...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Indeed. Still can't understand how the likes of (for instance) Bar Rafaeli got knocked out at such an early stage. Mystifying.

It may be mystifying to you Matt, but she got knocked out by a porn princess with massive jubblies and lips that look like they could suck the hubcaps off a 53 Chevy from 20 paces. It doesn't make you a better man to appreciate the allegedly 'classier' woman - in fact, it seems a little gay.

 

[chadded]

Agreed. Poor Final. Although Keeley does personify the meaning of the phrase 'Epic Tits.'

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

A good final I think, 2 lovely girls with great bodies and also nice faces too, and neither of them with anything plastic!
Rachel has to get my vote tho, had huge crush on her when she was in S club and she still looks bloody good now.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Neither of my ladies made it, but I've got no complaints about the final.

 

[londonblue]

The problem with this as a final is that one of the women in it has photos taken of her for a living. That gives her an unfair advantage when most of the voting is based on photographic evidence.

No-one can deny Keeley's "jubblies" (to quote Rusty), but for me it's about the overall package. Rachel wasn't asked to model for Pretty Polly for no reason...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

The problem with this as a final is that one of the women in it has photos taken of her for a living. That gives her an unfair advantage when most of the voting is based on photographic evidence.

No-one can deny Keeley's "jubblies" (to quote Rusty), but for me it's about the overall package. Rachel wasn't asked to model for Pretty Polly for no reason...

My entrant takes it up the gary for a living and it got her all the way to the semis.

 

[londonblue]

My entrant takes it up the gary for a living and it got her all the way to the semis.

But she obviously doesn't go all the way!

 

[chadded]

My entrant takes it up the gary for a living and it got her all the way to the semis.

Thanks to her most of us probably went past the 'semi' stage...

 

[Uncle Leo]

I saw Keeley at Sandown a few years ago at Sandown, handing out prizes for a race sponsored by The Sun. She was like a little porcelain doll; so delicate, so beautiful. And she's got a marvellous rack as well.

Kee-ley, Kee-ley, Kee-ley, Kee-ley, Kee-ley, Kee-ley.

 

[Ulysses]

Only backed her cos Rachel Stevens had gone

 

[BoyWonder2]

****ing hell, looks like I've lost this one before I've had a chance to put my pictures up.

 

[BoyWonder2]

Dancing's made me dirtier!
Rachel's Strictly confession as she's voted girl of the decade

29/11/2009
NOT hard to undie-stand why the lads all fancy the pants off Strictly star Rachel Stevens...

She scores a perfect ten posing in her skimpies for these hot shots - after waltzing off with a Girl of the Decade gong from the lads' mag FHM.

Former SClub7 singer Rachel, 30, says we have her role on last year's Strictly Come Dancing - partnering Vincent Simone - to thank for her saucy fancy-pants poses.

The beauty said: "I was probably in the best shape of my life. There's no greater exercise for man nor woman to get you in shape.

Womanly

"I miss it. No wobbly bits, but you still feel womanly. That gave me confidence - I went far ruder with the lingerie than I'd ever been before."

Rachel first graced the mag in 2000 and said she was stunned to be asked to pose then because she didn't think she was hot enough. "It was really flattering," she said. "You don't really think of yourself as sexy.

 

[BoyWonder2]

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

It may be mystifying to you Matt, but she got knocked out by a porn princess with massive jubblies and lips that look like they could suck the hubcaps off a 53 Chevy from 20 paces. It doesn't make you a better man to appreciate the allegedly 'classier' woman - in fact, it seems a little gay.

Ah, good stuff, Rusty. Vive la difference; it would be terribly dull (not to mention tricky from an evolutionary standpoint) if we all found the same birds attractive. I certainly lay no claims to be the "better man", though... I was merely musing on the fact that Lanny isn't my type.

I certainly tip my hat to Lanny, though, who did far better in this contest than I thought she would. Does her semi-final placing put her in the Totty Cup HoF now?