Cricko2
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I had known this girl for many years .I lived in Orsett once.She was an old flame of a friend of mine..It turns out she became a hygenist....So there I am in the Dentists and who walks in, this girl.She was kind of Fit and I always fancied her so I ask her out.
We ended up dating for awhile ...She was odd in the extreme at times...False tits and a bedroom like a Roman Brothel.(even the bed was built up off the ground).
After awhile Things started to look odd......She was running seven bank accounts and whenever she went out on a Friday, she always had huge cash on a Saturday morning.
To get back to the hair plot .............I was having a bath there once and she said let me shave you ......SHAVE ME! er where..So anyway she shaved my pubes into a heart shape......How quaint I thought at the time .She must love me.
It didnt take me long after to realise this was one of her ploys and somehow this turned guys on....
It was about two weeks after I clicked that she was an escort.....Another one for the embaressed BIN!:eek:
We ended up dating for awhile ...She was odd in the extreme at times...False tits and a bedroom like a Roman Brothel.(even the bed was built up off the ground).
After awhile Things started to look odd......She was running seven bank accounts and whenever she went out on a Friday, she always had huge cash on a Saturday morning.
To get back to the hair plot .............I was having a bath there once and she said let me shave you ......SHAVE ME! er where..So anyway she shaved my pubes into a heart shape......How quaint I thought at the time .She must love me.
It didnt take me long after to realise this was one of her ploys and somehow this turned guys on....
It was about two weeks after I clicked that she was an escort.....Another one for the embaressed BIN!:eek: