The Bible according to SUFC

[* ORM *]

Our Lord and Master - Kevin Maher
Judas - need you ask?
The Book of Revelations - SUFC accounts
Adam - Nicky Bailey
Eve - Charlton Athletic

You get the idea .......

 

[LennySUFC]

God - Big Bad Barry Corr

 

[Pubey]

Feed Shaun Goater and he will score. No need for loaves or fishes

 

[Pubey]

Thou shall not covert your neighbour's Moose

 

[LennySUFC]

& on the 7th day when God (BBBC) claimed to rest, he was secretly in his shed creating a man with perfect thighs and an outstanding beard. 2015 years later, Angel Deegan took form as a footballer.

Amen

 

[Ricky Otto]

Ricky Otto as Moses opening up defences like the red sea

 

[MK Shrimper]

Methusulah - Cricko :cricko:

 

[Ricky Otto]

Drewe Broughton- the Donkey from the nativity

 

[Pubey]

Luke 1:26 And in the tenth month of 1993 the angel Gabriel Batistuta was sent from God unto a city named Fiorentina,
To a virgin whore espoused to a man whose name was Barry Fry, of the house of Roots Hall; and the virgin’s whore's name was Karen Brady.
28 And Brett Angell came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.
29 And when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be.
30 And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Karen: for thou hast found favour with God.
31 And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name Chrissy Powell
32 He shall be great at wiggling, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father Graham Bressington:
33 And he shall reign over the house of Roots Hall for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end.

 

[This Shrimpers' a keeper]

The Star of Bethlehem - Chris Powell's huge, bright shinning smile as he legged it across the North Bank and Down the West Stand. Always made us smile.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Adam Barrett - return of the prodigal son
Luke Prosser - Lazarus, his Southend career has come back from the dead

 

[MK Shrimper]

The fatted calf - Michael Ricketts. :smile:

 

[C C Csiders]

The C of Galilee - Nicky Bailey

 

[Little Blue Rooster]

Deegan- Samson.....dont shave that beard of

 

[Cricko]

Methusulah - Cricko :cricko:

Pfft.... Jesus Christ would have been better :dim:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Pfft.... Jesus Christ would have been better :dim:

Jesus Christ would have been better at spelling:thump:

 

[David Icke]

In the beginning was the word, and the word was Barrett.

 

[David Icke]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse - Mohsni, Mohsni, Mohsni, and . . . . . Mohsni.

 

[* ORM *]

Loving it so far

The promised land - Div 1
Exodus - the stream of disappointed Bury and Wycombe fans heading for exits around 450 tomorrow (or 2350!)
Revelations - Bolger

 

[Pubey]

The holy trinity - Eastwood, Gower, Pettefer