Hawkwell Shrimper
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What has happened to The Artful Shrimpers website?
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The Artful Shrimper
- Thread starter Hawkwell Shrimper
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Xàbia Shrimper
Co-founder of ShrimperZone
Artful Shrimper Is Off Line.
There will be no new stuff for God knows how long because Wannadoo Can't do
Blimey!
WS
There will be no new stuff for God knows how long because Wannadoo Can't do
Blimey!
WS
The General
The Mouse (*)
He had gone on holiday as well, i believe ...
sufcintheprem
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I heard it was because PPFFEAS had finally split themselves in the face of increasing numbers of SAFE members.
Both these cliques apoligise for being cliquey I expect.
Both these cliques apoligise for being cliquey I expect.
The Artful Shrimper
President
Ahoy there.
Got back from the U.S. yesterday and slept most of the day. my bodyclock is shot to pieces and I woke up at at 5am so thought i'd come do some browsing.
My website. I've had an e-mail from my ISP concerning some issues I had. Basically I told them I was going elsewhere unless they could offer me some incentives. They've doubled my ADSL speed, knocked £10 a month off and let me keep my unilimited e-mail addresses (which is handy because with them I can register unlimited webspaces). On top of a few side issues now resolved.
They have also asked me to ratify my website with the decleration Wannado can't do, now that they did!
It'd be hypocritical of me to comment on what's happened in the three games i've missed so I will probably begin to redesign the site for next season, and hopefully league one!
Nice to be back in Britain though, I am composing a weblog of my experince in the U.S. which was an awesome holiday and will probably post that (or not) on my front page before I begin to re-do it.
With regards to the sound bites from my colleagues at S.A.F.E.
well it is election time and little digs of rhetoric are expected.
However in true Michael Howard style who must be shot for delivering the most unpassioned speeches i've ever heard I would say if I were on a soap box;-
Did the welshguard flinch when faced with overwhelming oppostion numbers?
no.
Did our brave heroes at Swansea, down to eight men concede defeat?
no *shakes head and slam down fist*
Did the Greeks waver against overwhelming odds at the battle of Salamis.
no
*point at dumbfounded crowd*
Did Hillary retire when he counted the number of feet in the acent of everest.
no, no, no *slam fist again*
I say to you now, under the last S.A.F.E. government have they ever seen Freddy score? once,.... twice maybe?
Were they there when, from the lower leagues Freddy came on and debuted, and scored after seven seconds and scored a hat trick.
no *raise voice* NO *slam fist* NO
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Talking of Michael Howard I saw on the box his weak unpassioned (again) speech at guildford with Anne Milton-Guildfords MP.
Come on...It's Julian Clary;-
Got back from the U.S. yesterday and slept most of the day. my bodyclock is shot to pieces and I woke up at at 5am so thought i'd come do some browsing.
My website. I've had an e-mail from my ISP concerning some issues I had. Basically I told them I was going elsewhere unless they could offer me some incentives. They've doubled my ADSL speed, knocked £10 a month off and let me keep my unilimited e-mail addresses (which is handy because with them I can register unlimited webspaces). On top of a few side issues now resolved.
They have also asked me to ratify my website with the decleration Wannado can't do, now that they did!
It'd be hypocritical of me to comment on what's happened in the three games i've missed so I will probably begin to redesign the site for next season, and hopefully league one!
Nice to be back in Britain though, I am composing a weblog of my experince in the U.S. which was an awesome holiday and will probably post that (or not) on my front page before I begin to re-do it.
With regards to the sound bites from my colleagues at S.A.F.E.
well it is election time and little digs of rhetoric are expected.
However in true Michael Howard style who must be shot for delivering the most unpassioned speeches i've ever heard I would say if I were on a soap box;-
Did the welshguard flinch when faced with overwhelming oppostion numbers?
no.
Did our brave heroes at Swansea, down to eight men concede defeat?
no *shakes head and slam down fist*
Did the Greeks waver against overwhelming odds at the battle of Salamis.
no
*point at dumbfounded crowd*
Did Hillary retire when he counted the number of feet in the acent of everest.
no, no, no *slam fist again*
I say to you now, under the last S.A.F.E. government have they ever seen Freddy score? once,.... twice maybe?
Were they there when, from the lower leagues Freddy came on and debuted, and scored after seven seconds and scored a hat trick.
no *raise voice* NO *slam fist* NO
--
Talking of Michael Howard I saw on the box his weak unpassioned (again) speech at guildford with Anne Milton-Guildfords MP.
Come on...It's Julian Clary;-
Shrimp in a Kilt
Guest
Ah! Artful is back, all will once again be well with the world!
Get your ticket for Saturday quick Artful, you don't want to miss this one!
Get your ticket for Saturday quick Artful, you don't want to miss this one!
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