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SZFC Sale

MrB

Life President
After a disastrous start to the season we've decided to overhaul the team so the following are all for sale:

Harold Franssen  
TSI = 12 040 , 29 years, inadequate form
Has outstanding experience and poor leadership abilities

Stamina:   excellent     Keeper:   outstanding
Playmaking:   disastrous     Passing:   poor
Winger:   wretched     Defending:   disastrous
Scoring:   disastrous     Set pieces:   wretched

Listed for: £800,000

Ignasi Mañas  
TSI = 20 850 , 24 years, passable form
Has poor experience and wretched leadership abilities

Stamina:   formidable     Keeper:   disastrous
Playmaking:   weak     Passing:   weak
Winger:   wretched     Defending:   magnificent
Scoring:   wretched     Set pieces:   weak

Listed for: £800,000

Iwan van Wieringen  
TSI = 1 580 , 19 years, solid form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities

Stamina:   weak     Keeper:   disastrous
Playmaking:   passable     Passing:   passable
Winger:   passable
    Defending:   poor
Scoring:   poor     Set pieces:   wretched

Listed for: £20,000

Adrian Ivãnescu  
TSI = 10 800 , 20 years, passable form
Has wretched experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina:   excellent     Keeper:   disastrous
Playmaking:   inadequate    Passing:   passable
Winger:   brilliant
    Defending:   weak
Scoring:   poor     Set pieces:   inadequate

Listed for: £1,000,000

Leonhard Nõukas  
TSI = 4 210 , 20 years, inadequate form
Has wretched experience and passable leadership abilities [Technical]

Stamina:   excellent     Keeper:   disastrous
Playmaking:   inadequate    Passing:   passable
Winger:   outstanding
    Defending:   poor
Scoring:   wretched     Set pieces:   poor

Listed for: £650,000

There's also a mythical midfielder for £700k but doubt anyone will be interested!



 
I'd be pleasantly surprised if you get much more than £800K for the mag defender
 

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