Stats
aka Ian Poulter
SZFC Big Brother Special
Line Up
ORM
Shags
Leeboy
Leopard
Kev (The General)
Toddy
Stats
Andee (Bob Cratchitt)
Mr B
Carter (Carter True Blue)
Napster
Barris
Einstein
Dangle (Shrimpersarmy)
WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing actions start to annoy the household and he is unanimously voted out.
WK 2: Leopard who in week 1 had got on really well with all housemates took a turn for the worse, first off telling ORM and Shags (whom had been put in charge of the weeks task) how to do their jobs, he was then caught trying to influence nominations talking to various people one after another trying to get them to evict ORM and Shags. Due to serious breach of the rules Leopard was disqualified and sent packing from the house via the side door.
WK 3: Carter was not too impressed when certain items were cut from the shopping budget, he moped around the house for the week mumbling f***ing s**t after every other word. Eventually the housemates all got fed up with his general downbeat and for his own good decided he must return to the real world & voted him out of the house.
WK 4: A phantom thief appeared to be on the loose in the house, Barris had his 6 pack of Kroenenbourg beers pinched from the fridge and replaced by 6 blue label tesco's ones which he was not too pleased about. Barris wouldn't let this lye and vowed to sniff out the culprit. Barris remained focused on finding the culprit and eventually literally sniffed him out. When Napster walked past Barris smelling of roses Barris knew that Napster had half inched some of his rose scented shower gel, he confronted Napster and threatened to talk to him all day if he didn't own up, Eventually Napster couldn't stand Barris's ramblings any longer and confessed to replacing his beers with the cheap blue label ones and nicking his shower gel. Napster was then voted out of the house but before he left he went back to the fridge and took his beers with him.
WK 5: By now 5 weeks of constant Barris gabble is enough to drive everyone up the wall. Barris is unanimously voted out and immediately after his eviction makes the trip down to reflex to meet up with GNH & Carly.
WK 6: With several senior heads of the house gone Andee decides to elect himself chairman of the house. Housemates become increasingly frustrated when Andee insists that every decision needs to be put to a committee vote. Before he can become too power mad a military type coup is performed and Andee is ousted from his position and cast into exile. He eventually is forced out of the house.
WK 7: Leeboy is getting severe withdrawal symptoms from not being able to stalk Che, frustrated with this he decides he's had enough and performs a Sandyesq type escape going over the walls and running away to freedom (and stalking Che again)
WK 8: In celebration of ORM's 40th Birthday drinks and a finger buffet are provided, Einstein gets a bit too drunk for some peoples liking, his constant hugging of people makes them uncomfortable esp Toddy who is confused by the whole situation as he is still struggling to find his sexuality. ORM doesn't take to kindly to this non macho show from Glenn and as one of his birthday wishes he evicts Einstein from the house.
WK 9: In the crossbar challenge (weekly task), ORM as team manager has to decide what team mates will take the 5 kicks. After looking at the players available to him Toddy, Stats, Dangle, Shags and Mr B he decides that he has no option but to take all the kicks himself. He fails miserably and offers to leave the house on the spot. Thinking the rest of the house will take pity on him after he took on all the responsibility himself he is shocked when they take him up on his offer. He leaves promptly.
WK 10: With Shags now promoted by default to team manager Stats, Mr B & Toddy object to be ruled over by a Scotsman & with some pretty nifty tactical voting Shags is ousted from the house.
WK11: Dangle is forced to leave the house after it is revealed that Prince William has broken his leg skiing on holiday and they need a look-alike replacement for various royal engagements. Toddy is upset to see his best friend leave to which the public warm to the boy for his caring side.
Final: With Mr B, Stats and Toddy left the public take to the younger member of the 3 after seeing his turmoil the week before when William left. The public think that perhaps a victory in this can inspire Toddy into finding out who he really is. Mr B and Stats who finish as runners up return to the wilderness in their life's as househusbands whilst Toddy leaves the winner and is swamped by the media, he becomes a socialite is seen regularly stumbling out of Tiger Tiger and China Whites with members of Girls Aloud & Westlife. However scandal hits the young lads life when alleged in a Sunday tabloid that he has been spending vast amounts of time at Will Young's apartment. Unable to cope with the constant hassles he decides to retire from the public life and goes back to live with his parents in Southend. He signs back on the dole and spends his time locked in his bedroom playing Football Manager and posting smiley faces on Shrimperzone.com.
Line Up
ORM
Shags
Leeboy
Leopard
Kev (The General)
Toddy
Stats
Andee (Bob Cratchitt)
Mr B
Carter (Carter True Blue)
Napster
Barris
Einstein
Dangle (Shrimpersarmy)
WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing actions start to annoy the household and he is unanimously voted out.
WK 2: Leopard who in week 1 had got on really well with all housemates took a turn for the worse, first off telling ORM and Shags (whom had been put in charge of the weeks task) how to do their jobs, he was then caught trying to influence nominations talking to various people one after another trying to get them to evict ORM and Shags. Due to serious breach of the rules Leopard was disqualified and sent packing from the house via the side door.
WK 3: Carter was not too impressed when certain items were cut from the shopping budget, he moped around the house for the week mumbling f***ing s**t after every other word. Eventually the housemates all got fed up with his general downbeat and for his own good decided he must return to the real world & voted him out of the house.
WK 4: A phantom thief appeared to be on the loose in the house, Barris had his 6 pack of Kroenenbourg beers pinched from the fridge and replaced by 6 blue label tesco's ones which he was not too pleased about. Barris wouldn't let this lye and vowed to sniff out the culprit. Barris remained focused on finding the culprit and eventually literally sniffed him out. When Napster walked past Barris smelling of roses Barris knew that Napster had half inched some of his rose scented shower gel, he confronted Napster and threatened to talk to him all day if he didn't own up, Eventually Napster couldn't stand Barris's ramblings any longer and confessed to replacing his beers with the cheap blue label ones and nicking his shower gel. Napster was then voted out of the house but before he left he went back to the fridge and took his beers with him.
WK 5: By now 5 weeks of constant Barris gabble is enough to drive everyone up the wall. Barris is unanimously voted out and immediately after his eviction makes the trip down to reflex to meet up with GNH & Carly.
WK 6: With several senior heads of the house gone Andee decides to elect himself chairman of the house. Housemates become increasingly frustrated when Andee insists that every decision needs to be put to a committee vote. Before he can become too power mad a military type coup is performed and Andee is ousted from his position and cast into exile. He eventually is forced out of the house.
WK 7: Leeboy is getting severe withdrawal symptoms from not being able to stalk Che, frustrated with this he decides he's had enough and performs a Sandyesq type escape going over the walls and running away to freedom (and stalking Che again)
WK 8: In celebration of ORM's 40th Birthday drinks and a finger buffet are provided, Einstein gets a bit too drunk for some peoples liking, his constant hugging of people makes them uncomfortable esp Toddy who is confused by the whole situation as he is still struggling to find his sexuality. ORM doesn't take to kindly to this non macho show from Glenn and as one of his birthday wishes he evicts Einstein from the house.
WK 9: In the crossbar challenge (weekly task), ORM as team manager has to decide what team mates will take the 5 kicks. After looking at the players available to him Toddy, Stats, Dangle, Shags and Mr B he decides that he has no option but to take all the kicks himself. He fails miserably and offers to leave the house on the spot. Thinking the rest of the house will take pity on him after he took on all the responsibility himself he is shocked when they take him up on his offer. He leaves promptly.
WK 10: With Shags now promoted by default to team manager Stats, Mr B & Toddy object to be ruled over by a Scotsman & with some pretty nifty tactical voting Shags is ousted from the house.
WK11: Dangle is forced to leave the house after it is revealed that Prince William has broken his leg skiing on holiday and they need a look-alike replacement for various royal engagements. Toddy is upset to see his best friend leave to which the public warm to the boy for his caring side.
Final: With Mr B, Stats and Toddy left the public take to the younger member of the 3 after seeing his turmoil the week before when William left. The public think that perhaps a victory in this can inspire Toddy into finding out who he really is. Mr B and Stats who finish as runners up return to the wilderness in their life's as househusbands whilst Toddy leaves the winner and is swamped by the media, he becomes a socialite is seen regularly stumbling out of Tiger Tiger and China Whites with members of Girls Aloud & Westlife. However scandal hits the young lads life when alleged in a Sunday tabloid that he has been spending vast amounts of time at Will Young's apartment. Unable to cope with the constant hassles he decides to retire from the public life and goes back to live with his parents in Southend. He signs back on the dole and spends his time locked in his bedroom playing Football Manager and posting smiley faces on Shrimperzone.com.
