SZ Book Titles:

[Madchester Blue]

On the conveyor belt thread, i see many people are making up books.

Well here is a thread for it...

crack on, enjoy yourselves.

"The Memoirs of Sugar Tong User."

"A Story of how Matt the Shrimp clawed his' way up from a middle class family that lived on a country estate, to become a successful businessman legal adviser and all round posh toffer, a man who uses sugar tongs......"

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

that lived on a country estate

:hilarious:

Since when did Nobles Green in Eastwood count as a "Country Estate"...?!

:thump:

How about this for a book title:

"Me, Myself and Madchester - or how my many personalities sought to overcome my lifetime ban" by CSJ...

:thump: :eek:

 

[TrueBlue]

:hilarious:

Since when did Nobles Green in Eastwood count as a "Country Estate"...?!

:thump:

How about this for a book title:

"Me, Myself and Madchester - or how my many personalities sought to overcome my lifetime ban" by CSJ...

:thump: :eek:

HAHAHAHAHA SUPERB!!!!!

 

[Madchester Blue]

:hilarious:

Since when did Nobles Green in Eastwood count as a "Country Estate"...?!

:thump:

How about this for a book title:

"Me, Myself and Madchester - or how my many personalities sought to overcome my lifetime ban" by CSJ...

:thump: :eek:

Yet what a positive person Madchester Blue is eh? I mean read some of his' posts!

 

[Madchester Blue]

Yet what a positive person Madchester Blue is eh? I mean read some of his' posts!

Also, his' grammer has improved greatly.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

his' grammer

Really?!

:finger:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Also, his' grammer has improved greatly.

Pure genius.

 

[Madchester Blue]

Really?!

:finger:

Will you agree that he is a much more positive person? And a good member of the board, who has treated the public to music, pride and an overall feeling of goodness. See his lunch and ducks thread!!

 

[Madchester Blue]

Really?!

:finger:

*Reel* him in Ja.... I mean madchest blue!!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Eating lunch with the ducks is certainly preferable to your fishing.

 

[* ORM *]

Since when did Nobles Green in Eastwood count as a "Country Estate"...?!

Since you moved out and I moved in ?

For starters..............

How Brown was my Valley ? Written by W block next Monday after their taunting of Leeds hits them hard in the face (and *rse) - a sequel to Close Encounters of the **** Kind

Pride and Prejudiced - TMWLT

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Since you moved out and I moved in ?

No Tone, that would count as a c**t in an estate (Impreza, isn't it), which is slightly different...

:finger:

(Sorry, very rude of me. Your car isn't an estate...)

Pride and Prejudiced - TMWLT

:hilarious:

Quality.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Come on Matt, let him stay. He has been behaving himself since his rencarnation.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Come on Matt, let him stay. He has been behaving himself since his rencarnation.

It's not up to me alone, but all 5 owners. We'll discuss it when we next meet. In the meantime, the rules of his readmission - and his breach of those rules - were absolutely clear, and must be enforced for now.

Matt

 

[Benfleet A1]

Hanging offence was it? Whatever happened to the fun part of this site? It's all getting a bit serious wouldn't you say.

 

[Phippsy]

:hilarious:

Since when did Nobles Green in Eastwood count as a "Country Estate"...?!

Blimey Matt you do come from money like the word on the street suggests, my uncle lived down that road in Eastwood and he retired to Spain last year.:fury:

 

[TrueBlue]

why ban him ****ing joke if you ask me

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

why ban him ****ing joke if you ask me

We'll review the situation. As for why J was banned, I'm afraid you need only ask the vast majority of posters on this site, given his behaviour at that time.

However, the Mods will discuss this when we next meet, in particular if he has turned over a new leaf...

Matt

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Since when did Nobles Green in Eastwood count as a "Country Estate"...?!

Blimey Matt you do come from money like the word on the street suggests, my uncle lived down that road in Eastwood and he retired to Spain last year.

When you say lived down the road, do you mean he lived in the servant quarters at the end of the drive? ;)