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Supergran on train.....

doddery old biddy shuffles on to a packed train this morning, walking stick keeping her aloft. She spys a suited and booted, smarmy looking city gent type. prods him with the stick, points to the sign which says, "please give up this seat for elderly, pregnant" etc and says, "Get out!"
I bet the kids around her neighborhood don't play football!
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Mar. 02 2004,07:59)]I bet the kids around her neighborhood don't play football!
No, I bet they are too busy posing as bogus gas board officials and stealing her pension.
 

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