Sunday Mirror - today

[eaststander]

In todays Sunday Mirror Football supplement - front page. Has picture of Bury groundsman trying to use roller on pitch in pouring rain. Article headlined Wet - Southend team bus breaks down. Wet - game called off after 6 mins. Wet - Phil Browns fake tan runs in rain! Quite funny in the circumstances!

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

In todays Sunday Mirror Football supplement - front page. Has picture of Bury groundsman trying to use roller on pitch in pouring rain. Article headlined Wet - Southend team bus breaks down. Wet - game called off after 6 mins. Wet - Phil Browns fake tan runs in rain! Quite funny in the circumstances!

What! He wears fake tan. Outrageous. I suggest Rimmel Sunshimmer Instant Tan Water Resistant, next time.

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

What! He wears fake tan. Outrageous. I suggest Rimmel Sunshimmer Instant Tan Water Resistant, next time.

Yes - there are plenty of sea and rain resistant products on the market these days so there really is no need for PB to let the side down by wearing a runny fake tan - it's not Strictly Come Dancing you know. :facepalm:

I wonder what his sheets look like in the morning?

 

[Blues4LifeDan]

Yes - there are plenty of sea and rain resistant products on the market these days so there really is no need for PB to let the side down by wearing a runny fake tan - it's not Strictly Come Dancing you know. :facepalm:

I wonder what his sheets look like in the morning?

Ask his mistress!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Ask his mistress!

Ouch.........

 

[eaststander]

What! He wears fake tan. Outrageous. I suggest Rimmel Sunshimmer Instant Tan Water Resistant, next time.

To be fair the article does say about the tan "we made that one up" !

 

[davewebbsbrain]

To be fair the article does say about the tan "we made that one up" !

Doesn't The Mirror make most things up

 

[Lord Football]

They may as well have sent him out with a roll of Kleenex.

 

[AndyT]

That's a good view of the match from that house there.:cool: