Sugar Puff pee

[duncan bulgaria]

Always thought it was common knowledge about your **** smelling of sugerpuffs after eating a bowl of them a day , know mention this at work and a few chaps never knew about this and the birds certainly didn't .

Yesterday I had a strange one as been eating sugar puffs all week for brekkie and then had a casserole , well **** me what a concotioun that is , smelt like nothing i've ever come across , was unlike any smell i've ever come across , so chaps which foods are the best for eating to make spending a penny a bit more interesting .

Whilst i'm at it i must add that i can't go a **** no more without letting out a cheeky fart , its just impossible , its no problem at home and in teh pub etc , but in teh offfice bog it gets a little embarassing when some high up bods are standing next to you . whats a man do eh !!

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

What's a man to do? Warn them first then let rip with a full on trouser trumpet.

 

[pickledseal]

I thought a sugarpuff pee was just when you were dehydrated? I have them after a big session - a big session of beer and whisky not sugarpuffs!

 

[canveyshrimper]

I'm not sure about pee, but I am reliably informed that pineapple juice is conducive to making one's Harry Monk taste wonderful, whereas asparagus has a most detrimemtal effect.:)

 

[please delete my account]

Whilst i'm at it i must add that i can't go a **** no more without letting out a cheeky fart , its just impossible , its no problem at home and in teh pub etc , but in teh offfice bog it gets a little embarassing when some high up bods are standing next to you . whats a man do eh !!

I don't see a problem. Simply force out a magnificent guff, waft it into your bosses face before staring at him and angriliy asking him to 'beat that.'

This can also be repeated in meetings and whilst you are in a lift.

Kind Regards

 

[duncan bulgaria]

I don't see a problem. Simply force out a magnificent guff, waft it into your bosses face before staring at him and angriliy asking him to 'beat that.'

This can also be repeated in meetings and whilst you are in a lift.

Kind Regards

Trouble being chap is that i can't just do it on request , so unless i get my old boy out and start ****ing in the lift or over the board room table i don't think i'll be able to squeeze one out !!


Shame though !