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Stubborn Floaters

On more than one occasion I have had to employ a large stick to assist in beating down a **** of the devils magnitude. I would suggest that if you have no problem with issuing forth the imps of hell on mankind from your nether reigions then deny all knowledge and tut loudly as they run by on the seafront on a Saturday evening.

PS, avoid the winkles just to be on the safe side.
 
Try drinking several pints of Stella to fill up the bladder, then attempt breaking down the stubborn blighter into flushable pieces with your new found pressure jet.

Hope this helps
 

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