Spotted

Hooly · Jul 18, 2004

Being completely out-gambled by the Casino legend that is Barry "Bouncy Bouncy, Licky Licky" Harris was the Lesser Heighted Greasy Haired Silly Glassed U2 singer Bono on the recently returned GNH birthday trip.

What can we say!

Napster · Jul 19, 2004

Oooohhh with or without you, no listen

Ron Manager · Jul 19, 2004

[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hooly @ July 18 2004,11:42)]Being completely out-gambled by the Casino legend that is Barry "Bouncy Bouncy, Licky Licky" Harris was the Lesser Heighted Greasy Haired Silly Glassed U2 singer Bono on the recently returned GNH birthday trip.

What can we say!

But you're not telling the whole story Hooly......tell all of SZ your classic comment within ear-shot of said over-rated, short arsed vocalist!

Hooly · Jul 19, 2004

[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ July 19 2004,12:12)]But you're not telling the whole story Hooly......tell all of SZ your classic comment within ear-shot of said over-rated, short arsed vocalist!

Ah! That would be my referring to the Lank Haired Out Of Tune Croaking Midget, by the name of those sponsors of Brighton in the 90's when they wore the carrier bag & red splotch kits, having never been a fan of T1 or V3 or whatever his beat combo is called.

Returning to the scene of the High-Roller Harris's success I could not see the Pygmy So-Called Vocalist, so asked in my best "stage whisper left" the very sensible (I thought) question "where is NOBO then?" to which GNH & Carly, Barry, Julie, Adele & Andrew (aka Ron) as one pointed with much amusement to him sitting just by my right elbow. Just as well I was sober really!! or what else would I have said about the Talentless Leprechaun that I also refer to as BONIO.

Please note that after our visit I am now a died in the speedo AS Monaco FC fan and wish now be referred to as Hoolio!

CS Cockles · Jul 19, 2004

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Quote[/b] (Hooly @ July 19 2004,14:10)]

[b said:

Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ July 19 2004,12:12)]But you're not telling the whole story Hooly......tell all of SZ your classic comment within ear-shot of said over-rated, short arsed vocalist!

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Ah! That would be my referring to the Lank Haired Out Of Tune Croaking Midget, by the name of those sponsors of Brighton in the 90's when they wore the carrier bag & red splotch kits, having never been a fan of T1 or V3 or whatever his beat combo is called.

Returning to the scene of the High-Roller Harris's success I could not see the Pygmy So-Called Vocalist, so asked in my best "stage whisper left" the very sensible (I thought) question "where is NOBO then?" to which GNH & Carly, Barry, Julie, Adele & Andrew (aka Ron) as one pointed with much amusement to him sitting just by my right elbow. Just as well I was sober really!! or what else would I have said about the Talentless Leprechaun that I also refer to as BONIO.

Please note that after our visit I am now a died in the speedo AS Monaco FC fan and wish now be referred to as Hoolio!

Yes what an overated little Irish lepricorn

Matt the Shrimp · Jul 20, 2004

[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hooly @ July 19 2004,14:10)]and wish now to be referred to as Hoolio!

That reminds me, did anyone see a story in Metro a short while ago that Coolio has fallen on hard times, and so his latest "world tour" has taken in some more unusual venues, including a sell out concert to... 250 people in a pub in Somerset.

You can just imagine it:

"Oi sorrr tha' Cooolioh laarrst noite, 'ee were great and 'ee 'ad a point of Scrumpy wiv 'ee afterwards."

Even more amusingly, he was distressed to find that in his luxury accommodation after the pub gig (i.e. 1950's B&B), the TV was so old that he couldn't plug his playstation in.

Matt