Spiders with stiffy venom

[C C Csiders]

I love this story which, for me, in the last two paragraphs is the ultimate "I'll give you the good news first, then the bad news" story.

http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/ven...-Essex-Woman/story-22898021-detail/story.html

Undertakers will certainly have issues closing the lid on the coffins once the dearly departed in lying and smiling in the casket.

 

[londonblue]

I love this story which, for me, in the last two paragraphs is the ultimate "I'll give you the good news first, then the bad news" story.

http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/ven...-Essex-Woman/story-22898021-detail/story.html

Undertakers will certainly have issues closing the lid on the coffins once the dearly departed in lying and smiling in the casket.

So what they're actually saying is that you could go out with one hell of a bang.