Southend United ‘naughty boys’ XI

[applelover]

Southend naughty boys XI - qualification requires a player to have got up to some alleged no good.

Flahavan
CB Sodje CB Roget CB Kensdale
RWB Moshni LWB Mulgrew

DM Timlin
AM Otto AM Hall

CF Ranger CF Collymore

Subs

David Roche
Tesfaye Bramble
Ryan Inniss
Jemal Johnson
Stuart Thurgood
Jamie Stuart
Anthony Wordsworth

Assistant manger - Dave Penney

 

[dusterman]

Southend naughty boys XI - qualification requires a to have got up to some alleged no good.

Flahavan
Sodje Roget Kensdale
Moshni Mulgrew

Timlin
Otto Hall

Ranger Collymore

Subs

David Roche
Tesfaye Bramble
Inniss
Jemal Johnson
Stuart Thurgood
Jamie Stuart
Anthony Wordsworth

Assistant manger - Dave Penney

Thurgood has to start surely, he was extra naughty?

 

[applelover]

Thurgood has to start surely, he was extra naughty?

I’m going on the best starting XI football wise and not the worst naughtiness

 

[Zeuss]

Ryan Innis must get in,football wise.
Retained for yonks by Palace,he has always been selected at his subsequent clubs despite restricted time on the pitch due to frequent expulsions and suspensions.

 

[bazzashrimper]

Who was the fella who we bought and then it turned out he had shot someone’s kneecaps away and his former team (Donny?) knew about it.

 

[applelover]

I’d say we’d be dangerous from set pieces

Sodje 6’4”
Roget 6’1”
Kensdale 6’3”
Moshni 6’3”
Mulgrew 6’3”
Ranger 6’2”
Collymore 6’4”

 

[applelover]

Ryan Innis must get in,football wise.
Retained for yonks by Palace,he has always been selected at his subsequent clubs despite restricted time on the pitch due to frequent expulsions and suspensions

Feel free to make changes. I’m open to suggestions.

 

[applelover]

Ryan Innis must get in,football wise.
Retained for yonks by Palace,he has always been selected at his subsequent clubs despite restricted time on the pitch due to frequent expulsions and suspensions.

He’d probably have Kensdale’s slot. Played a lot for Charlton

 

[Special Blue]

Who was the fella who we bought and then it turned out he had shot someone’s kneecaps away and his former team (Donny?) knew about it.
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Who was the fella who we bought and then it turned out he had shot someone’s kneecaps away and his former team (Donny?) knew about it.

David Roche

 

[Harry Bullocks]

Otto as captain in my book

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

This has been done before, but now updated with Ollie Kensdale. David Roche was the baddest of them all, as he got 4 years for a knife attack outside a Newcastle bar, and 8 years for wholesale drugs. I think it was him that was shot at in a revenge attack.
Nile Ranger has the longest criminal and club misdemeanors record.

 

[Richard Hearn]

Manager: Alvan Williams?

 

[amsemp]

Former yoofs team centre back David Obaze was arrested for being a member of Australia’s biggest match fixing ring, estimated to have scooped around $2m before getting caught. That’s a bit naughty.

 

[fbm]

Chairman Anton Johnson


(Ooooh... controversial...)

 

[rayleigh dan]

Does Medi Abalimba count? Not sure if he made a first team appearance but he’s got to be up there!

 

[fbm]

And does Medi Abalimba count? Even though he never played for the first team?

 

[rayleigh dan]

Chairman Anton Johnson


(Ooooh... controversial...)

Yep he should do. Ron as sub, not necessary a criminal in the traditional sense but by any other moral judgement he should be.

And does Medi Abalimba count? Even though he never played for the first team?

Great minds!

 

[Firestorm]

Who was the fella who we bought and then it turned out he had shot someone’s kneecaps away and his former team (Donny?) knew about it.

David Roche , sold to us when it appeared that he was under police investigation for serious drugs offences and firearm possession. I seem to recall something about actually being arrested whilst in our squad on a match day.
He was still under contract when he got banged up , let out to go to a funeral and got kneecapped at the graveside, that gave us grounds to terminate his contract….

 

[Firestorm]

Manager: Alvan Williams?

Manslaughter trumps Assault, I agree

 

[sufcrocks]

Moshni…..my hero! Make him the captain…..