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Southend Make 2nd Signing!!!

Ricey

Just call me Mork ⭐⭐🦐
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Southend Sign 21 Year Old Super Star

Southend United today paid a massive £5.75 Million for Shrimperzone FC Winger/Striker Matthew Rice.

He has signed on a player/coach level.

I was at Roots Hall to catch the first pics of the are super new signing.

In an interview young Winger Matthew had this to say:

"Southend is a club I have dreamed of playing for since I was a young lad, to finally have this oppertunity is amazing. I would like to say a big thank you to my old Gaffer Statski, from SZFC who has been so influencial in my career and has got the best out of me as a player. I would also be upset to not have Scrounger shouting at me a great captain but will be a pleasure to play with Kevin Maher. I also think the move was helped when Freddy Eastwood came round my house to lay my drive and convinced me that if the speculation was true then to take the oppertunity. I was at the Southampton game and was impressed with the fans and hoping to here them chanting 'RICEY RICEY' very soon. Thank you and I hope I can make a real impact."

Matthew, preparing his strut for walking up the tunnel.

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Matthew taking on his coaching role screaming at Harrold to shoot.

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Matthew shows his stuff with a preview of his fantastic corners he has crafted.

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Matthew showing his depression at being left on the subs bench.

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Looks like he will be quite a good signing!

;)
 
looks like you'll be a hit with wiggy with your incredibly tight jeans!
 
I kept thinking of TWA Travel for some reason!!!

Maybe I should put the photo of my G/F sitting in ST's space. At least she wouldn't put Harrold on!!
 
ricey mate you never cease to amaze me. you funny ****er

I was ****ed off because I almost bought the one and only Large last season home shirt for £20 would of been better to have a pic of me holding up the shirt.

Gutted Next time eh!

Also big Thank you to the grounds men that put up with myself and my friends antics. We went up to are seats and tested out are "DARRYL FLAHAVAN" Chants. LOL!
 
fair play to the groundsman the pitch is looking nice and green (seeing as they dug it all up after the last game). maybe they should show the wembley groundsmen how it is done
 
fair play to the groundsman the pitch is looking nice and green (seeing as they dug it all up after the last game). maybe they should show the wembley groundsmen how it is done

It looks even better when I was up in the stands will upload a pic I took from my seat tomorrow. Looks blinding.
 
:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: Best post of the day.

I was going to mention something about not being aware that Southend had a gay quota to fill but your riposte is proper wit!

i think SUFC are being very crafty and capturing the pink pound with this signing!
 

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