Song title game

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Here I am sitting with Shrimpero and I've introduced him to the game we play during gigs with my band (when we are setting up or sitting around waiting to play).

Basically you have to contrive a song title around a subject to make it funny (or at least mildly amusing).

So, for instance, if the subject was "History", then you could have entries like -

Hitler Road Jack (Hit The Road Jack), and

Move Over Stalin (Move Over Darling).

What isn't allowed is a song that is already using the relevant word - i.e. If the subject is transport, you can't have Long Train running. Geddit?

So, lets have a subject of Football.

To start you off-

Shearer Baby Love (Sugar Baby Love)
Wark On the Wild Side (obvious)
Powell to the People
Goal Lotta Love
Anfields of Gold
That's Zamora
Cum on Feel the Moyes


OK, lets see what gems you can come up with...

 

[Rob Noxious]

Heaven Knows I'm Middlesbrough Now

 

[Rob Noxious]

Lazy Cundy Afternoon

 

[Uncle Leo]

I think I get it....

Caravan Of Ndlovu?

 

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I think I get it....

Caravan Of Ndlovu?

Thats the idea!

 

[Uncle Leo]

The Boy With Andy Thorn In His Side

Bittersweet Bundle Of Ribery

Kanu Heal Us (Holy Man)

 

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Or.. Kanu Feel the Force

A Town called Palace

Move Over Darlington

 

[Rob Noxious]

Itchycoo Jung Si Park

 

[Rob Noxious]

Perfect Mervyn Day

 

[Rob Noxious]

Sussex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll

 

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Say Barrow, Wave Goodbye

 

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Behind a Paynter Smile

 

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Windass Beneath My Wings

 

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Steve Stone Cowboy

 

[Uncle Leo]

A Morrissey-only selection...

You're The One For Me, Batty

Irish Blood, English Heart Of Midlothian

Now My Heart Is Fulham

 

[Rob Noxious]

Rooney, Don't Take Your Love To Town

 

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Johnny Herd It Through The Grapevine

 

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You've Lost That Loving Phelan

 

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She's Just A Revell Woman

 

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I Sawyer Standing There