Sol Campbell

[Uncle Leo]

After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet.

On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth.

The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of each other the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses but messes up with school boy errors and sadly both newborns die.

After 45 mins the first cow gives birth, with this Sol puts on his coat and goes to leave.

"Where are you going?" asks the baffled farmer.

"I was at fault for the two foals - I'm not staying for the second calf!" says Sol.

 

[Napster]

Forwarded that round the office and got tremendous stick, James you should be ashamed!

 

[West Country Shrimper]

Could that joke get any worse?!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Feb. 03 2006,16:17)]Forwarded that round the office and got tremendous stick, James you should be ashamed!

Apologies Naps!

Hey, at least it wasn't one of the many, inevitable, homophobic ones that'll be doing the rounds soon enough

 

[SARF]

Thats doing really well in my office.. In fact its going so well I may claim the credit for it.. OK thats a low thing to do but what the hell!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Quote[/b] (SARF @ Feb. 03 2006,16:37)]Thats doing really well in my office.. In fact its going so well I may claim the credit for it..  OK thats a low thing to do but what the hell!

Bloke who sent it to me doesn't want to take credit for it any more, so it's all yours!

 

[SARF]

Cheers, I' ll use it tonight then sell it for a pint of 1664 at about 9 pm

 

[Hockley_Blues]

So poor....

I heard a quality one-liner at work today....

"Anyone fancy a Sol Campbell after work?"

Meaning to have one half then shoot off home.