So sad but oh so true.....

[Bielzibubz]

I mature.....

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All yopu can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care some poeple are just ar$eholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust but it only takes seconds of suspicion, not truth, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think your finished.

I've learned that we are resonsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities

I've learned dthat no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the person fades, and there had better be a whole load of money to take it's place.

I've learned dthat 99% of the time when somthing isn't working in your house one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you to soon and those far less important just don't go away.

Mid life crisis here I come, Harley D n all :cry:

 

[sufcintheprem]

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think your finished.

Really horrible memories of sicking cold water in the shower there. Not needed on a hangover day!

 

[londonblue]

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

Or both. ;)