ShrimperZone's Got Talent

[McNasty]

Having just sat and watched Britain's Got Talent, the first programme of it's type I have watched, I think we should organise a "ShrimperZone's Got Talent".
BEERMONSTER and I have performed as dynamic singing duo The Lumpy Boys and we would take some beating!!!!!!!!
Anyone interested ?

 

[EastStandBlue]

I can do impressions of Southend United players...

I get on my knees to impersonate Flahavan.

I wonder aimlessly around the pitch, never breaking a sweat or threatening to move faster than a turtle with rigormortis... And i'm Tommy Black

Watch as I shoot ferociously into the bottom left hand corner... of the stand. That's right, I'm Charlie Mac.

Come, watch me have a few drinks or 10 in Mayhem and let my penis get me into trouble before I scarper back up north. You guessed it, I'm Richie "The Shagger" Foran.





Oh, and I also put on a monkey suit and pretend to be Frankie Banks.

 

[TBV_Dan]

I can do impressions of Southend United players...

I get on my knees to impersonate Flahavan.

I wonder aimlessly around the pitch, never breaking a sweat or threatening to move faster than a turtle with rigormortis... And i'm Tommy Black

Watch as I shoot ferociously into the bottom left hand corner... of the stand. That's right, I'm Charlie Mac.

Come, watch me have a few drinks or 10 in Mayhem and let my penis get me into trouble before I scarper back up north. You guessed it, I'm Richie "The Shagger" Foran.





Oh, and I also put on a monkey suit and pretend to be Frankie Banks.

Or you could have a brilliant run up the field and completly scuff a shot from 2 yards out.........Yep, you guessed it, Matt Harrold!!! :D :D :D

There are a lot more players as well!!!

 

[Cricko]

Having just sat and watched Britain's Got Talent, the first programme of it's type I have watched, I think we should organise a "ShrimperZone's Got Talent".
BEERMONSTER and I have performed as dynamic singing duo The Lumpy Boys and we would take some beating!!!!!!!!
Anyone interested ?

What a horrible thought Keneff .I have just eaten....:puke

 

[OldBlueLady]

I'm sure MK could do a creditable version of the winning lad's Singing in the Rain routine!

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'm sure MK could do a creditable version of the winning lad's Singing in the Rain routine!

I don't know whether to be insulted or not.....

 

[Ron Manager]

BEERMONSTER and I have performed as dynamic singing duo The Lumpy Boys and we would take some beating!!!!!!!!

You'd need a bloody big stick!

;)

 

[C C Csiders]

I'm sure MK could do a creditable version of the winning lad's Singing in the Rain routine!

That winner proved, yet again, that the British public should not be entrusted with voting for anything. Can we have a dictatorship please?

Back on topic (if I ever went off it) I do impressions. Here are some now:

"Ooh Betty!"

"Aayyeee, ayee, aaayyyeee, it's an up and under. Hull Kingston Rovers"

"Flob-a-lob-a-lobba-lob"

"Like I said, he worked his socks off tonight"

I'm good ain't I?

 

[Cricko]

That winner proved, yet again, that the British public should not be entrusted with voting for anything. Can we have a dictatorship please?

Back on topic (if I ever went off it) I do impressions. Here are some now:

"Ooh Betty!"

"Aayyeee, ayee, aaayyyeee, it's an up and under. Hull Kingston Rovers"

"Flob-a-lob-a-lobba-lob"

"Like I said, he worked his socks off tonight"

I'm good ain't I?

I would not give up your day job quite yet mate ..:nope:

 

[callan]

I reckon following Shrimperzone acts would give you a run for your money Kenneth;

Cricko and Canvey Shrimper - Flanagan and Allan Tribute act.

Yorkshire blue - Telling anacdotes a la Cyril Fletcher.

Hutton and Benedict - Ben can make Hutton dissapear when it's his round.

Matt the Shrimp - Voice of an angel.

J - Poetry in the style of Pam Ayres.

Trueblue - Highwire Trapeze act.

Ldnfatso - Not a dry eye in the house when this boy sings.

Old blue lady - Pole dancer.