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DTS

The Business
Watching the game on Sky last night when the group tables came on of my mates commented that he had bedded women from three of seven coutries in group 2 (I think).

I was wondering if we the virile men of Shrimperzone could betweem us have literally bedded the whole of Europe.

Below is a list of Europes nations. If you have got saucy with a slovak or been rude with a russian please add you name below and see if we can literally conquer Europe.

If you have got a country not yet conquered by the SZ lads please cut and paste and add you name.

AUSTRIA-                    (Xabia Shrimper)
ANDORRA-
AZERBAIJAN-
ALBANIA- (Shrimperman)
BELARUS-
BULGARIA-                   (Xabia Shrimper)
BOSNIA-
BELGUIM-
CANVEY ISLAND            (Lee Boy)
CROATIA-
CYPRUS                       (East Stand Blue)
CZECH REPUBLIC-          ( Napper)
DENMARK-                    (DtS) ( Leeboy )
ESTONIA-          
FRANCE-                       ( CC Csiders)
FINLAND-                      (Smudger)
GREECE-                        (Slipperduke)
GERMANY-                      (Napper)
HOLLAND                        (Glasgow SUFC)
HUNGARY-                      ( Jonny S)
ICELAND-
IRELAND-                        ( Napper)
ISRAEK                              (Kris)
ITALY-                           ( Napper)
KAJIJSTAN-
LEICHSTENSTIEN-
LITHUANIA-
LATVIA-
LUXEMBURG-
MACEDONIA-                    (Smudger)
MALTA-
MOLDOVA-
MONACO-
NORWAY-                        (Canvey Shrimper)
NORTHERN IRELAND-         (Napper)
PORTUGAL-
POLAND-                        (D62SUBOY)
ROMAINA-
RUSSIA-                        (Canvey Shrimper)
SCOTLAND                       (Glasgow SUFC)
SERBIA-
SLOVAKIA-
SLOVENIA-                       (Xabia Shrimper)
SPAIN-                            (DtS)
SWEDEN-                         ( Kenny)
SWITZERLAND                  (Artful Shrimper)
TURKEY-
UKRAINE-
WALES-                          ( Napper)

Cheers- DTS
 
Can only add France of that lot I'm afraid.

Although I can add a few Frankenstein's to that, which sounds a bit like Liechtenstein.
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 07 2006,16:43)]Watching the game on Sky last night when the group tables came on of my mates commented that he had bedded women from three of seven coutries in group 2 (I think).

I was wondering if we the virile men of Shrimperzone could betweem us have literally bedded the whole of Europe.

Below is a list of Europes nations. If you have got saucy with a slovak or been rude with a russian please add you name below and see if we can literally conquer Europe.

If you have got a country not yet conquered by the SZ lads please cut and paste and add you name.

AUSTRIA-
ANDORRA-
ALBANIA-
BELARUS-
BULGARIA-
BOSNIA-
BELGUIM-
CROATIA-
CZECH REPUBLIC- PN
DENMARK-                (DtS)
ESTONIA-
FRANCE- CCC
FINLAND-
GREECE-
GERMANY- PN
HOLLAND PN
HUNGARY-
ICELAND-
IRELAND- PN
ITALY- PN
LEICHSTENSTIEN-
LITHUANIA-
LATVIA-
LUXEMBURG-
MACEDONIA-
MALTA-
MOLDOVA-
MONACO-
NORWAY-
NORTHERN IRELAND- PN
PORTUGAL-
POLAND-
ROMAINA-
RUSSIA-
SCOTLAND PN
SERBIA-
SLOVAKIA-
SLOVENIA-
SPAIN-                      (DtS)
SWEDEN-
TURKEY-
UKRAINE-
WALES- PN

Cheers- DTS
Only a couple - thanks to uni.
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 07 2006,16:43)]Watching the game on Sky last night when the group tables came on of my mates commented that he had bedded women from three of seven coutries in group 2 (I think).

I was wondering if we the virile men of Shrimperzone could betweem us have literally bedded the whole of Europe.

Below is a list of Europes nations. If you have got saucy with a slovak or been rude with a russian please add you name below and see if we can literally conquer Europe.

If you have got a country not yet conquered by the SZ lads please cut and paste and add you name.

AUSTRIA-
ANDORRA-
ALBANIA-
BELARUS-
BULGARIA-
BOSNIA-
BELGUIM-
CROATIA-
CZECH REPUBLIC- PN
DENMARK- (DtS)
ESTONIA-
FRANCE- CCC
FINLAND-
GREECE-
GERMANY- PN
HOLLAND PN, GSUfc
HUNGARY-
ICELAND-
IRELAND- PN, GSUfc
ITALY- PN
LEICHSTENSTIEN-
LITHUANIA-
LATVIA-
LUXEMBURG-
MACEDONIA-
MALTA-
MOLDOVA-
MONACO-
NORWAY-
NORTHERN IRELAND- PN
PORTUGAL-
POLAND-
ROMAINA-
RUSSIA-
SCOTLAND PN, GSUfc
SERBIA-
SLOVAKIA-
SLOVENIA-
SPAIN- (DtS)
SWEDEN-
TURKEY-
UKRAINE-
WALES- PN, GSUfc

Cheers- DTS


Does "fingers & tops" with a German girl when I was 15 count ? ? ?
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If she was Andoran then would be more tempted but reckon someone can do Germany fully....
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 07 2006,17:00)]If she was Andoran then would be more tempted but reckon someone can do Germany fully....
Yep. Already done. See my cut and paste job
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ Sep. 07 2006,17:12)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 07 2006,17:00)]If she was Andoran then would be more tempted but reckon someone can do Germany fully....
Yep. Already done. See my cut and paste job
Looks like you possibly missed out an 'n', Napster. Anyway, hope she appreciated it.
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Was out in Leicester with a Latvian and a Lithuanian but seeing as both of them were seeing my mate's housemates and I had to pick up my stuff from there at some point, it wouldn't have been the best idea. Prety sure the Lithuanian one would have been well up for it though.

Then again, if only you'd had a bit more foresight and I had known I was helping out SZ, maybe I'd have taken one (or with luck two) for the team....

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Sep. 07 2006,17:11)]Although its not on the list, Cyprus can be ticked off
It is now.....have left out Vatican City for obvious reasons...
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 07 2006,17:23)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Sep. 07 2006,17:11)]Although its not on the list, Cyprus can be ticked off
It is now.....have left out Vatican City for obvious reasons...
I've kissed the Pope's ring.
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 07 2006,17:25)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 07 2006,17:23)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Sep. 07 2006,17:11)]Although its not on the list, Cyprus can be ticked off
It is now.....have left out Vatican City for obvious reasons...
I've kissed the Pope's ring.  
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Close my son....
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Had a Polish girlfriend a fair few years ago - damn nice she was to apart from the fact you could have knitted a nice warm polar neck with the stuff protruding from her pits
 
Come on lads - There must be more euro shaggers out there.

We are a third of the way round Europe at the moment.

DtS
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A German~Swiss sort?  (where's Switzerland eh? )she looked like Zeta Jones. Honest. but she was always ill and popped too many pills.

And a Welsh thing. Also suffered from above complaints but didnt pop pills just smoked heaps of skunk.
 
Only the home nations for me, I'm afraid - England, Wales and Scotland...!

Poor show, sadly, but then that's to be expected with my legendarily bad pulling skills.

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Top thread, DtS!

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Can you add Israel to the list? That's where my girlfriend is from.
 

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