Should the Shrimperzone men have a best manhood contest?

[Vange Shrimper]

Following on from DtS' post about SZ Women's Growler Championship (when tbh, I dont think us girlies are going to be participating in this), Miss West Stand had the great idea that the SZ men could maybe enter the inaugral "SZ manhood championships".

The format is simple. Take a snap of your manhood and post in on the zone. The competition is open to all SZ posters who are male and aged between 18-35 - Sorry guys, anything above that may be seen as distasteful to other members.

Once all the snaps are in a simple poll, we will decided the winner of the SZ Manhood Championships 2008 - A title a lot of the men would dream off I am sure. Almost like a todger factor competition.

Points would be awarded for length, width, colour, and general apperance (!).

What do fellow posters think?

:D :p

 

[ldnfatso]

Sexist post!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Can't believe I'm using my 2000th post for this thread - the whole concept of both these threads makes me feel quite nauseous! :puke

Count me most definitely out of the judging!

 

[Southend_Lady]

Sexist post!

What you talking about you tool there is one for you too dont worry - check out the growler contest.

 

[MissWestStand]

Sexist post!

Read the one that was written first by DtS, then you will understand!

 

[The Big Shrimp]

And the first entry for the competition is:

I haven't got the hang of posting photo's on here, but you get my idea!!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Following on from DtS' post about SZ Women's Growler Championship (when tbh, I dont think us girlies are going to be participating in this), Miss West Stand had the great idea that the SZ men could maybe enter the inaugral "SZ manhood championships".

The format is simple. Take a snap of your manhood and post in on the zone. The competition is open to all SZ posters who are male and aged between 18-35 - Sorry guys, anything above that may be seen as distasteful to other members.

Once all the snaps are in a simple poll, we will decided the winner of the SZ Manhood Championships 2008 - A title a lot of the men would dream off I am sure. Almost like a todger factor competition.

Points would be awarded for length, width, colour, and general apperance (!).

What do fellow posters think?

:D :p

Oyyyy

It does not shrink after the age of 35.....quite the opposite!!

Ask Mrs AS

;)

 

[ldnfatso]

i did but decided yours was sexist and his was driven on by pure hunger so was understandable!

 

[DTS]

Fairly predictable where the "nay" votes are going to come from here - I'm seriously worried that subject matter seems to have gone severely downhill in the last week or so, well, from a male perspective anyway

 

[Southend_Lady]

Oyyyy

It does not shrink after the age of 35.....quite the opposite!!

Ask Mrs AS

;)

I assume you went for the penis enlargment operation then thats available free to the over 35's on the NHS then?

 

[DTS]

And as a matter on point - surely unless anyone on here has had a penis transplant from a black man everyones colour is going to be pretty much the same?

Just a point to help you with your judging.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

I thought for us girls, 35 would be the limit. What do the rest of you girlies think?! lol

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I assume you went for the penis enlargment operation then thats available free to the over 35's on the NHS then?

ow of course but what was you doing there with that needle and thread!!!

 

[Southend_Lady]

And as a matter on point - surely unless anyone on here has had a penis transplant from a black man everyones colour is going to be pretty much the same?

Just a point to help you with your judging.

It depends how often you wash it Dave....after your once a month comment recently Im assuming yours may have a tint that only Dulux piant company could name.

 

[MrB]

I thought for us girls, 35 would be the limit.

Centimetres?

 

[Cricko]

Ldnfasto was to shy to put his up but asked if I would do it for him.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Fairly predictable where the "nay" votes are going to come from here - I'm seriously worried that subject matter seems to have gone severely downhill in the last week or so, well, from a male perspective anyway

Hmm, this strikes a chord somehow......if I could only remember where I'd heard something similar before.......;)

 

[HUTTON]

Centimetres?

No inches ;)

 

[DTS]

It depends how often you wash it Dave....after your once a month comment recently Im assuming yours may have a tint that only Dulux piant company could name.

And who you have slept with Sam I guess.....

 

[Vange Shrimper]

No inches ;)

You bloody wish. lol :p