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Shipwrecked!

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Shipwrecked! - What kind of woman....

  • (1) Dumb blonde, good shag but is never going to cook dinner!

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  • (2) All round mumsy, not a looker but would keep the tree house tidy and russle up the odd turtle in

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  • (3) The plump brunette, not athletic but a good allrounder with the cooking, D.I.Y, foraging for mea

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  • (4) The complete nympho that would have the little general for breakfast, dinner and tea, with deser

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  • (5) The butch lesbien domineering type, who would take care of everything including the slaying of a

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  • (6) The thin vegan type, ugly as f*ck, but as the qualitys of a Arcala/Brown owl, nows everything ab

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Winkle

Winkle

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If you where shipwrecked on a desert Island, what sort of minx would you like as your companion? I had a long thing think about this and narrowed it down to two, the plump brunette or the butch lesbien (as I am a comlpete lazy barstard) Went for the plump brunette in the end because looks isnt everyThing.( I can be very shallow, I no)
 
If you lived on a desert island a plump brunette would soon become a thin brunette, unless you get a food drop from above like in Lost...
 
Plump brunette. At least if it all went Pete Tong you can eat her and being one of the larger female variety she'd last longer.

In fact you could 'eat her' and then eat her again
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