Settle my arguement

[DTS]

Was having a debate with a few of the lads a while ago about porno films. We are now at logger head on this political hot potato.

Now my mate "The Pilot" started the debate as he had down loaded a 7 hour blockbuster where women get hammered from every angle but there is absoltuely no plot.

Personally I think a good old blue movie should have some sort of plot or reason why the couple are getting it on. You know the score - Plumber comes round to fix the pipes.....Dont get me wrong I dont want Steven Spielberg but I like to know why the huge titted bird is about to get down to it.

Your thoughts on this puzzler please.  

 

[sufc_stu]

Straight down to action when alone, but when with the bird there needs to be a plot to keep her happy!!

 

[Slipperduke]

I heartily agree.

Porn is all about the plot, I wish they'd work a bit harder with it.

I need to know that Misty Flaps is joining a big city model agency because she never got the recognition she deserved in Utah.

It's imperative that Rip Hymen is seen to be obsessed with work, but driven by lust.

I have to know that Misty is drawn to Rip because of his love of French poetry, but because she's trying to prove that the big city won't break her down. She can take anything.

And when Tanya Hyde the secretary turns up with coffee, but delivers so much more, I have to be convinced that she's doing it because she feels threatened by Misty's arrival and concerned that Rip doesn't respect her as a fellow professional.

Five minutes of sweaty grunting is all well and good, but it means nothing without a plot.

 

[Shrimp_Stu]

I thought the argu"e"ment was going to be on the correct spelling of argument?

 

[* ORM *]

A plot is totally unnecessary as far as I'm concerned. A waste of valuable perv time.

I've realised why there's still cheesy music in a lot of them. When the music stops you can usually here the photographer cameras snapping away.

Oh, and if you're not watching alone it's always worth pointing out that "tissues might come in handy for this film love".

 

[Mrs P]

What is the point of 'Porn with a plot'? People watch it for one reason and one reason only and lets face it - not for a good ole story line!!!

None of Mr P's porn has a story line - in fact it mostly features midgets!!!!

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (Mrs P @ Sep. 20 2006,17:05)]What is the point of 'Porn with a plot'?  People watch it for one reason and one reason only and lets face it - not for a good ole story line!!!

None of Mr P's porn has a story line - in fact it mostly features midgets!!!!

I can't remember a time when I've ever been so intrigued by a post.

 

[Mrs P]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Sep. 20 2006,17:07)]

Quote[/b] (Mrs P @ Sep. 20 2006,17:05)]What is the point of 'Porn with a plot'?  People watch it for one reason and one reason only and lets face it - not for a good ole story line!!!

None of Mr P's porn has a story line - in fact it mostly features midgets!!!!

I can't remember a time when I've ever been so intrigued by a post.

Why intrigued?? You never seen Bridget the Midget??

 

[Slipperduke]

I'm afraid not, no!

Is it worth a google image search?

 

[Mrs P]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Sep. 20 2006,17:09)]I'm afraid not, no!

Is it worth a google image search?

Well, if that sort of thing appeals maybe!! Failing that am sure Mr P could supply a copy!!!

 

[Slipperduke]

*screams and runs away*

Christ on a bike! That's horrible!!!!

 

[Mrs P]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Sep. 20 2006,17:18)]*screams and runs away*

Christ on a bike! That's horrible!!!!

Take it the google search was enough?

 

[Slipperduke]

*washes his eyes to try and clean away the memories*

 

[elmo putney]

are you sure you don't mind me lending out 1 of our home movies hunny ?

 

[J]

i can honestly say.. i never thought of you in such light mr p

 

[Mrs P]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Sep. 20 2006,17:30)]i can honestly say.. i never thought of you in such light mr p

Then you over estimated him!!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Mrs P @ Sep. 20 2006,17:19)]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Sep. 20 2006,17:18)]*screams and runs away*

Christ on a bike! That's horrible!!!!

Take it the google search was enough?  

 

*also wishes his curiosity hadn't got the better of him*

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Funny how so far not a single person has voted for the bottom option

 

[The General]

I had to after that, young Daniel ...

 

[South Bank Hank]

Quote[/b] (Shrimpersarmy @ Sep. 20 2006,18:38)]Funny how so far not a single person has voted for the bottom option  

 

Voting for the bottom option.
That's a whole other debate!