Secret Santa

[Napster]

Just picked out the only bloke I can't stand in the secret santa- what on earth shall I buy the little poof? (only a fiver, though)

 

[Wessex Blue]

Tell us what you don't like about him and what he's like and we'll take it from there!

 

[steveh1510]

Do you know much about him? Is there anything he particularly despises?

If not how about the Pop Idol xmas single, it'd **** me off if someone got me that!

 

[Napster]

OK- he's short (about 5 foot), he's queer, he likes Jeff Buckley and Australia. He doesn't like me. He has a mullet. He tries to be fashionable. He's 38, and still only an assistant editor.

 

[Shagster69]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Nov. 27 2003,16:38)]OK- he's short (about 5 foot), he's queer, he likes Jeff Buckley and Australia. He doesn't like me. He has a mullet. He tries to be fashionable. He's 38, and still only an assistant editor.

Empty Beer Crate - for him to stand on
Pair of Scissors to cut his hair
Anal Plug
A framed picture of you
A framed picture of England beating Australia at the rugby

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

How about a really cheesy Wizard of Oz poster. One of the most hackneyed habits associated with homosexuality, something that a gay student might have on their wall.

Should **** him off a treat...

Matt

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Doesnt matter what u buy him  - but if u really cant stand him, buy him something that'll **** him right off.

Last year, me and some mates played that and my mate who's gay pulled out my name - i recieved a pair of leather handcuffs for christmas

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Nov. 27 2003,16:41)]A framed picture of England beating Australia at the rugby

Oh yes. In a pink fluffy frame... a photo of Johnny dropping the goal.

Here's a good photo for you to run off:

Matt

 

[Birri]

Get him a Gimpy gag from ann summers a tube of ky & a cucmber !

 

[Usual_Suspect]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Nov. 27 2003,16:38)]OK- he's short (about 5 foot), he's queer, he likes Jeff Buckley and Australia. He doesn't like me. He has a mullet. He tries to be fashionable. He's 38, and still only an assistant editor.

Get him a Playboy, if nothing else at least might help show him the error of his ways in the bedroom department

 

[footymad13]

Matt, he'd prob get off on the Wilko Pic !

Perhaps a simple Dildo or perhaps even a wedding card or a pregencey test if u really wanna be mean.

Or if there are any anti gay groups, a membership to that etc

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Nov. 27 2003,16:41)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Nov. 27 2003,16:38)]OK- he's short (about 5 foot), he's queer, he likes Jeff Buckley and Australia. He doesn't like me. He has a mullet. He tries to be fashionable. He's 38, and still only an assistant editor.

Empty Beer Crate - for him to stand on
Pair of Scissors to cut his hair
Anal Plug
A framed picture of you
A framed picture of England beating Australia at the rugby

Fantastic. Beer crate has extra resonance, seeing as he hates the stuff.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Crate of Steinlager or Castle Lager it is, then!

Matt

 

[Usual_Suspect]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Nov. 27 2003,16:53)]Beer crate has extra resonance, seeing as he hates the stuff.

My God he really is gay

 

[Shagster69]

Glad to be of service.

 

[LITTLEMAN]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 27 2003,17:03)]Crate of Steinlager or Castle Lager it is, then!

Matt

Speak to Dave the Shrimper, he likes to drink sh*te beer like Fink Brau, im sure he could sort you out with some

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Buy him a bandage. Then offer to take him out for a drink, trip him up at the top of the stairs and chuck the bandage after him as he is rolling arse over head down the stairs.

 

[Leeboy]

I still think the Pop Idol CD is the winner...............