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Ruth Kelly - Would You?

Would you snake Ruth Kelly to approve the stadium?


  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .

Kenny

Thailand Shrimper
I thought after True Blue mentioned it, it was worth a Dave the Shrimper style poll.

If the rubber stamping of the stadium depended on it, would you?.....

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If it means we get our stadium approved, 100% yes, tho may need a fluffer first
 
Well you should all consider she is a member of the Opus Dei sect of the Roman Catholic church, and as such, is quite likely to be into flagellation.
 
The downside is that she probably believes in no sex before marriage. You'd therefore have to marry her first. She probably doesn't believe in divorce either, so you'd be stuck married to her. Hmmm, maybe CS J had some valid points after all......
 
Well you should all consider she is a member of the Opus Dei sect of the Roman Catholic church, and as such, is quite likely to be into flagellation.

Can I just beat her and then not have sex with her?

You know, a bit of Geordie loving?

Sorry, not advocating violence to women at all, but she is New Labour and as such has no place on this earth.
 

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