Russell Brand

[Davros]

Persoanlly i think he is one of the funniest people i have seen on TV for a while. His skill of rolling off continuous trails of literary comedy is clever and indeed funny.

Discuss

 

[Smiffy]

Cant stand him, would put him alongside that bumpkin JLC as one of the biggest tw&ts on TV.

 

[hexagon_sun]

Yep, a funny man but best enjoyed in small doses. I've also heard him on a Radio 4 panel game where he obviously couldn't totally prepare his material and he came out with some brilliant off the cuff lines too.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Absolute tw&t. Anybody can ramble on about utter sh!te when your supposed to be interviewing people and occasionally be off the wall with what you say... Famous for being a Crackhead.

Lately, I've often found myself thinking "Sod University... I'll get my Student Loan, Spend it all on Coke, become an addict and spend my time in Chinawhites becoming a well known Crack Addict and act "offbeat" a few times just to get a reputation as a complete weirdo" That way, I can have an affair with a Coked up Celebrity, get famous and because I'm a Screwed Up Waster of a Crack Addict... But i'm Off the Wall... I'll get a Television deal and make a million.


What made me laugh at the sad state of today is the fact he got a Six-Figure book deal... Because he was on Heroin and slept with Kate Moss. Big Life achievement that one.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

A completely unfunny ****.
Annoyed me ever since he did the Ibiza TV stuff on MTV a few summers ago.
Sums up how popular culture in this country is heading!

 

[Slipperduke]

Pretentious tit-bag. Have you read his Guardian column? It's like he's on a polysyllabic bonus scheme.

Equilibrium is his favourite word, he tends to use that three times in the opening paragraph.

BRAND! Stop trying to show off!

Also irritates me that he can't get through a column on the lack of bite in Man Utd's midfield without mentioning his former addictions.

"Carrick will maintain the equilibrium in the centre, but without a ready-made Keane replacement, Man Utd will be as insecure as I was in 1994 when I was injecting heroin into my eyeballs and selling my fingers to kebab shops. Did I mention that I've seen Kate Moss's mimsy?"

I want him hung by his whimsical scarf and left to dangle on Tower Bridge as a warning to others.

I am very hungover.

 

[Davros]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Aug. 21 2006,10:50)]Pretentious tit-bag. Have you read his Guardian column? It's like he's on a polysyllabic bonus scheme.

Equilibrium is his favourite word, he tends to use that three times in the opening paragraph.

BRAND! Stop trying to show off!

Also irritates me that he can't get through a column on the lack of bite in Man Utd's midfield without mentioning his former addictions.

"Carrick will maintain the equilibrium in the centre, but without a ready-made Keane replacement, Man Utd will be as insecure as I was in 1994 when I was injecting heroin into my eyeballs and selling my fingers to kebab shops. Did I mention that I've seen Kate Moss's mimsy?"

I want him hung by his whimsical scarf and left to dangle on Tower Bridge as a warning to others.

I am very hungover.

I think you'll find his favourite words are 'Ball-bag, 'Dinkle' and 'You Swine'.

To be fair as much as i like him, the overuse of the word dinkle does **** me off

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Wouldn't **** on him if he was on fire.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Whats even worse is this kind of nonsense is catching on... He's been given his own show on Channel 4 and even the BBC and ITV wanted him to sign Multi-Million £ deals...

I swear, all you need to do to make money and become popular these days is talk a load of nonsense and dress like a Soap Dodging Scumbag.

Can you guess he drives me mad?

 

[Mrs P]

Agree with what appears to be the majority - annoying tw&t!! I change channel if he appears on my TV screen!!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Funny - No.

***t - Yes.

I am sure that most peoples hatred towards this sort of celebrity is partially caued by jealousy.

I wouldn't mind not having to get up early in the morning and being able to generate a large income without having to do that much.

 

[Slipperduke]

I don't hate him, I just want him dead and hung on a London Landmark. Is that so bad?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Luckily, I have only the very sketchiest idea whom he is, not least because I have studiously avoided his "output". However, the fact that

(a) he was on Big Brother; and
(b) slipperduke is calling for a return of public hanging,

is good enough for me; I shall continue to avoid him like the plague.

Matt

 

[southendstrett]

Never heard of him, and what's this Big brother thing he was on anyway?
You'll never beat Barry Cryer or Frank Muir for wit.

 

[southendstrett]

Just looked him up on google.
Thinks pt1 "Oh, it's him",
thinks pt2 " if he got any further up his own arse he'd be able to lick his own tonsils".

 

[Shrimper till i die]

well i like him.

Im sure it’s a loss cause even attempting to pull a super model when your Joe Bloggs, let alone when you a crack ed, got girlie hair and wear leggings/jeans – so to pull that off the man has talent in some way or another!

Brand, messer crack ed that can still pull a super model – legend.

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

Strange thing is I used to loathe him as a pretentious idoit after seeing him on MTV, however this all changed when I saw him live at the Albert Hall for this year's Teenage Cancer Trust bash, he was compere and came across really funny since then I found out the time he was the most annoying to me was during drug ravaged days when he thought he was invincible and he readily admits as coming across as a pretentious tw&t in that period.

I am glad I have given him a second chance because I do now find funny and love his stories of growing up in Grays and how depressing it all was.

 

[sufc_stu]

f%&king hate the skinny c%&t with passion, not funny what so ever!! DIE!

 

[Blue Missy]

Quote[/b] (Bob Cratchitt @ Aug. 21 2006,12:56)]Strange thing is I used to loathe him as a pretentious idoit after seeing him on MTV, however this all changed when I saw him live at the Albert Hall for this year's Teenage Cancer Trust bash, he was compere and came across really funny since then I found out the time he was the most annoying to me was during drug ravaged days when he thought he was invincible and he readily admits as coming across as a pretentious tw&t in that period.

I am glad I have given him a second chance because I do now find funny and love his stories of growing up in Grays and how depressing it all was.

He still comes across as a pretentious tw*t!

Personally cannot stand him - I don't find him funny, just annoying! And I really don't get the whole 'pin-up' thing - doesn't float my boat!!

 

[Stats]

The blokes a first class tool

Comes out with the odd funny line but cant stand his general behaviour

I'm with Slipper here

Shotgun front seat at Tower Bridge