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Interpol Shrimper
Member
Edited for truth...
Pubey
Guest
Hurley is the better one, but she's still a but of a munter, great pair though!
SportBilly
Youth Team
Hurley is the better one, but she's still a but of a munter, great pair though!
Cheers Pubey.
Come on guys, you know you wanna.
SUFC Forever
Manager
Dame Helen still does it for me even at 60 plus. This woman has sex appeal dripping from ever pore and she is a Southend girl as well.
Aberdeen Shrimper
The Man who sold the world
A really tough one this!!!!!!!!
Pubey
Guest
indeed Dave, Helen Mirren is a dirty old scrubber who is probably so dry it would cause a fire hazard if you had sex with her. Just because she whipped her saggy old baps out on Calender Girls and gave a lot of pensioners a semi doesn't mean she should even be in this competition.
Aberdeen Shrimper
The Man who sold the world
At least Helen has still got her looks though!!!!
Gt Yarmouth Shrimper
President⭐⭐🦐
Helen Mirren every time for me
Aberdeen Shrimper
The Man who sold the world
Mirren still has a certain something....
Tiss true..........
Wrinkles, a bus pass, Tena pants and a gash that would open like a cheese toasty?
OldBlueLady
Junior Blues Coordinator⭐⭐🦐
Mr Buntrock!!! This is a convent educated Leigh born lady celeb, and her boobs do look pretty amazing in that basque.
Aberdeen Shrimper
The Man who sold the world
That Basque could even hold up Glasgow's belly and make it look kinda sexy!!
Clinton Baptiste
Life President⭐
I admit defeat on this one. To be honest I think Mirren is as rough as sandpaper i just threw her name in for a laugh. Hurley is absolutely gorgeous.
OldBlueLady
Junior Blues Coordinator⭐⭐🦐
:O OhmiGod!
overseas shrimper
Life President⭐🦐
She was born in Chiswick actually. The family moved when she was young and she grew up in the area.
OldBlueLady
Junior Blues Coordinator⭐⭐🦐
Stand corrected, must have missed that in all the "local" articles I've seen on her.
Interpol Shrimper
Member
Aberdeen Shrimper
The Man who sold the world
Desert Shrimper
The Oil Baron
1) Mirren said Leigh was "the arsehole of the world" or something.
2) Keith Allen has had his tongue up her rectum (he wrote about it in his autobiography.)
Disgusting on both counts....
2) Keith Allen has had his tongue up her rectum (he wrote about it in his autobiography.)
Disgusting on both counts....
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