Rihanna

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

That 'Umbrella' song was annoying to the point of torturous, and everything she's done since is just as bad.

But I don't care. She's beyond fit and I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to p!ss in her shadow. I've never met her and probably never will, but I love her. Unconditionally.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Have you heard the Manics version of Umbrella? Its the only time I never turn off that bloody song!!

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Have you heard the Manics version of Umbrella? Its the only time I never turn off that bloody song!!

That may well be TBS, but I don't want to think about the Manics, just my future wife.

 

[Desert Shrimper]

You're a man of some conviction BAG, that much is clear. In light of this, what would you be prepared to do to obtain the love of Miss Rhianna? I would be interested to see how far you'd go and perhaps once this has been thrashed out we can put it to the lady herself to see whether she'd be up for a quick one in Belfairs Woods (the favourite Shrimperzone den of sexual liasons) by way of reward.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

You're a man of some conviction BAG, that much is clear. In light of this, what would you be prepared to do to obtain the love of Miss Rhianna? I would be interested to see how far you'd go and perhaps once this has been thrashed out we can put it to the lady herself to see whether she'd be up for a quick one in Belfairs Woods (the favourite Shrimperzone den of sexual liasons) by way of reward.

My devotion to the lovely lady is limitless. I also live within 5 mins of the proposed rendezvous site. I would mudwrestle my own mother for a chance to worship Miss R in person.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Don't think she'd find Belfairs woods too comfortable!

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Don't think she'd find Belfairs woods too comfortable!

She could lay on me.

 

[Desert Shrimper]

She could lay on me.

After a round of pitch 'n' putt you could head to the golf shop and she could re-grip your clubs.

 

[* ORM *]

Can you find me a decent picture that hasn't been so obviously heavily airbrushed. Every normal picture I've seen shows her as nothing special.

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

Fair dues BAG, She is top notch IMO...

But the million dollar question I put to you is: Would you go through Jo Brand to get at Rihanna? :D

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Fair dues BAG, She is top notch IMO...

But the million dollar question I put to you is: Would you go through Jo Brand to get at Rihanna? :D

In a heartbeat.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Can you find me a decent picture that hasn't been so obviously heavily airbrushed. Every normal picture I've seen shows her as nothing special.

I'm speechless. Emma Bunton is Hattie Jacques to Rihanna's Babs Windsor.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

After a round of pitch 'n' putt you could head to the golf shop and she could re-grip your clubs.

A dream date sir.

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

Can you find me a decent picture that hasn't been so obviously heavily airbrushed

I say the same about Jo Brand nearly every day of the week...

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

That 'Umbrella' song was annoying to the point of torturous, and everything she's done since is just as bad.

But I don't care. She's beyond fit and I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to p!ss in her shadow. I've never met her and probably never will, but I love her. Unconditionally.

Umbrella did get painfully annoying during last summer, new songs get played to much and ruin them.

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

After a round of pitch 'n' putt you could head to the golf shop and she could re-grip your clubs.

A dream date sir.

Not sure about your chances of playing the back nine though...

 

[BrettieAngell]

Have you heard the Manics version of Umbrella? Its the only time I never turn off that bloody song!!

what the???

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Rihanna is meeting me in the Spread at 7pm. Honest.

 

[sufcintheprem]

In a heartbeat.

I think Irish Shrimper means literally go through Jo Brand. It would be deeply unpleasant