Random Quotes that are great!

[Dave of the Match]

http://www.bash.org/?random

Some of the quotes on there take from ICR are hilarious! (reload for another 50 random quotes)

 

[manor15]

One from my Geography lesson today:
Teacher: "Where did the 1998 Bangladesh floods take place?"
Pupil: "Japan"

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

http://www.bash.org/?random

Some of the quotes on there take from ICR are hilarious! (reload for another 50 random quotes)

some great, some not. My fave so far...........

Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.

 

[SportBilly]

One from my Geography lesson today:
Teacher: "Where did the 1998 Bangladesh floods take place?"
Pupil: "Japan"

Approved school?

 

[Dave of the Match]

My favourites:

* dal3 has joined #math
<dal3> anyone good with math? could you tell me what 10+10-10+10+10-10-10-10+10+10-10+10-10-10+10-10-10-10+10+10+10+10-10+10 is?
<zepelin-> 17
<dal3> really?
<zepelin-> yeah
<dal3> thanx
* dal3 has left #math

and

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, ****

 

[manor15]

Approved school?

Yeah and believe it or not the kid is top in the year at Geography!

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Few more that amused me.....

smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia

dantose: Do u get a trophy 4 it????
rocker576: It occurs to me that typing "u" instead of "you" and "4" instead of "for" saved you 4 (not "for") keystrokes. Typing "????" instead of "?" used 3 keystrokes plus the use of the shift button for a total of 4 keystrokes. Thus, you have saved no effort whatsoever by kicking the English language.

 

[SportBilly]

Yeah and believe it or not the kid is top in the year at Geography!

Have you any idea what an approved school is lol

 

[Jay_Shrimper]

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back ****er"

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Made me chuckle. :D

 

[Hotman]

am i the only one who found that link completely un-funny?

 

[osymandus]

Romance for the online generation
#120159 +(313)- [X]
<Bayls> Kaff - can you stop changing your nick. My notify list is about 98MB now, since I simply must know the nanosecond you come online.
<Kaffy> bayls, thats FUNNY considering you never talk to me :(
<Kaffy> and dammit, i miss you so much when you're not here. or soemthing.
<Bayls> Kaffy - Sadly, that's true. However, I find enough solace staring doefully out the window into the night, illuminated only by the soft haze of my monitor, thinking of you and humming "Soooommeewhere ouuuut theeere..."
<Bayls> Then I load up the vast gallery of porn, all carefully edited to include your head with the tampons stuck up your nose on each body, have a brisk pull, then fall into a restful sleep, my own manpaste hardening to a flaky crust as I slumber.
<Kaffy> aww how romantic *sniff*

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

I was rminded of a great quote watching Full Metal Jacket again last night.A GI interviewed about the Veitnamese reluctance to support US troops said:-
"I guess they'd rather be dead than free"
Priceless :-)

 

[manor15]

Have you any idea what an approved school is lol

No! But it's a grammar school

 

[Dave of the Match]

<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged.

...................

 

[steveo]

I was rminded of a great quote watching Full Metal Jacket again last night.A GI interviewed about the Veitnamese reluctance to support US troops said:-
"I guess they'd rather be dead than free"
Priceless :-)

How about Homer Simpson:
"Wow, they even have the internet on computers now"