Random Nights

[Andy_Shrimp]

This weekend I went to Norwich to meet an ex work colleague. Had a good night and Sunday was feeling a little worse for wear. Anyway got to the train station and my train had been cancelled so I thought I would get over my hangover by going to the pub, as you do?!

Anyway I am in the pub reading the paper and this women asks me for a light. Being a nice chap i give her a light and in my mind think "she's a bit of alright" So I strike conversation. She is 37 and just dropped her friend at the station etc etc

A few hours later after we have enjoyed more drinks I booked myself in the hotel over the road as couldn't get home (or didn't want to) So I say to this woman that I wanted to get to bed as I was knackered and drunk - she says "I want to get to your bed too" Now I am a gentleman so I said "come on then"

All things being equal I had a top night and I didn't give my mobile number and can honestly say, I don't know her name - but she certainly knew how to treat a man.

This was so random, I wonder have you done something similar

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Jammy fecker!
Yes, but can't go into details on here.......

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Although thinking about it, you've checked the contents of your wallet are all still there? Norwich station is precariously close to the RLD......

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 27 2006,14:39)]Although thinking about it, you've checked the contents of your wallet are all still there?  Norwich station is precariously close to the RLD......

Mate can say that my wallet was not touched and that I actually got her to pay 1/2 for the room as I convinced her that it was stillcheaper than her getting a cab home!!!!

What is RLD??

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Andy_Shrimp @ Nov. 27 2006,14:43)]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 27 2006,14:39)]Although thinking about it, you've checked the contents of your wallet are all still there?  Norwich station is precariously close to the RLD......

Mate can say that my wallet was not touched and that I actually got her to pay 1/2 for the room as I convinced her that it was stillcheaper than her getting a cab home!!!!

What is RLD??

Red Light District.

Well top work fella! Particularly on the hotel room front!

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 27 2006,14:44)]

Quote[/b] (Andy_Shrimp @ Nov. 27 2006,14:43)]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 27 2006,14:39)]Although thinking about it, you've checked the contents of your wallet are all still there?  Norwich station is precariously close to the RLD......

Mate can say that my wallet was not touched and that I actually got her to pay 1/2 for the room as I convinced her that it was stillcheaper than her getting a cab home!!!!

What is RLD??

Red Light District.

Well top work fella!  Particularly on the hotel room front!

Didn't realise that Norwich had one - will look out for it next time!!

Must admit was very proud of myself this morning when I got the contibution to the hotel - as I say random night but good fun.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

It's between the station & the football ground [ironically so is Ipswich's], or at least it was 10 or so years ago when I used to go to Norwich a lot.

Reminds of a time me & my mates went on a night out to Norwich, think it was my 18th actually and we hired a minibus to get up there. After a relatively successful night clubbing we set off to go back to Ipswich. The guy driving thought it would be an idea to have a quick cruise around the red-light district and see if there were any about. Next thing I know the van stops, and me & my mate get shoved out of the door, and everybody else speeds off. We tried to chase them but to no avail so we figured just wait and see if they come back for us. While we were waiting, one of the "ladies" walks past and asks us if either of us had a light. When my mate offered her his lighter, she enquired if either or both of us, would care to make use of the facilities in her flat just across the road. We obviously both declined.

After about 10 minutes, no sign of them, remember this is the days before mobile phones, so my mate decides to go & find a burger van. Luckily this is where the rest of the guys were so lift home sorted.

A fairly tame story you might think, well get this!

The next Thursday night on the local 7.30pm News Documentary slot on Anglia, they had a feature about the region's prostitution problem. Lo & behold there's me & my mate, clear as day (well as clear as you can be whilst being secretly filmed under sulphur street lights) talking to the lady of the night. I almost spat out my tea as I realised it was us, to which my Mum & then girlfriend wondered why I'd reacted like that, luckily neither of them recognised me.

Was given pelters for weeks by my mates for that I can tell you.

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Nov. 27 2006,14:58)]It's between the station & the football ground [ironically so is Ipswich's], or at least it was 10 or so years ago when I used to go to Norwich a lot.

Reminds of a time me & my mates went on a night out to Norwich, think it was my 18th actually and we hired a minibus to get up there.  After a relatively successful night clubbing we set off to go back to Ipswich.  The guy driving thought it would be an idea to have a quick cruise around the red-light district and see if there were any about.  Next thing I know the van stops, and me & my mate get shoved out of the door, and everybody else speeds off.  We tried to chase them but to no avail so we figured just wait and see if they come back for us.  While we were waiting, one of the "ladies" walks past and asks us if either of us had a light.  When my mate offered her his lighter, she enquired if either or both of us, would care to make use of the facilities in her flat just across the road.  We obviously both declined.

After about 10 minutes, no sign of them, remember this is the days before mobile phones, so my mate decides to go & find a burger van.  Luckily this is where the rest of the guys were so lift home sorted.

A fairly tame story you might think, well get this!

The next Thursday night on the local 7.30pm News Documentary slot on Anglia, they had a feature about the region's prostitution problem.  Lo & behold there's me & my mate, clear as day (well as clear as you can be whilst being secretly filmed under sulphur street lights) talking to the lady of the night.  I almost spat out my tea as I realised it was us, to which my Mum & then girlfriend wondered why I'd reacted like that, luckily neither of them recognised me.

Was given pelters for weeks by my mates for that I can tell you.

Now that is funny

 

[DTS]

Cant forget my best random night ever as it was the same night as we beat Col U at their place 3-0 this season.

I got invited the night before to a girl that I used to work with's party - It was at Tottenham Court Road and then onto a club in Leicester square. I was a bit reluctant to go as I have snaked the bird a month or so before and she can become a bit weird after (despite the fact she still had a bloke).

I took a change of clothes and dropped them off in the office at London Bridge on the way to Layer Road. Still hadn't really decided if I was going to go or not even on the day.

After the emphatic way which we spanked scummy Col U I decided to head down to this party and see what happended. Plan was to get last train home which was midnight.

Got into the first bar where we were meeting and couldnt believe my eyes. This bird from works mates were all stunning (bar one). They all supported Col******r as they were from donw that way so got to take the p1ss loads.

I flirted like my life depended on it and ended up getting a bit of interest from a couple of the birds. Snag was the bird I used to work with warned all the other birds off me as I was "hers" for the night.

Cut a long story short I spent the whole night grafting a single mum called Jane - Total slag but a stunner and clearly just up for a bit of fun and nothing else. Downside was she was sharing a bed with the bird I used to work with.

All three of us ended up back in there room. I ended up snaking the single mum while her mate watched on. At first it was cool as she kept kissing me while I was on the job with her mate but then she started crying as "she really liked me".

I still to this day cannot believe a) I was invloved in a threesome or sorts and b) I saw Che Wilson score.

DtS

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 27 2006,15:17)]I still to this day cannot believe a) I was invloved in a threesome or sorts and b) I saw Che Wilson score.

Wonder what the odds on those 2 happening were, let alone on the same day!  

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 27 2006,15:17)]Cant forget my best random night ever as it was the same night as we beat Col U at their place 3-0 this season.

I got invited the night before to a girl that I used to work with's party - It was at Tottenham Court Road and then onto a club in Leicester square. I was a bit reluctant to go as I have snaked the bird a month or so before and she can become a bit weird after (despite the fact she still had a bloke).

I took a change of clothes and dropped them off in the office at London Bridge on the way to Layer Road. Still hadn't really decided if I was going to go or not even on the day.

After the emphatic way which we spanked scummy Col U I decided to head down to this party and see what happended. Plan was to get last train home which was midnight.

Got into the first bar where we were meeting and couldnt believe my eyes. This bird from works mates were all stunning (bar one). They all supported Col******r as they were from donw that way so got to take the p1ss loads.

I flirted like my life depended on it and ended up getting a bit of interest from a couple of the birds. Snag was the bird I used to work with warned all the other birds off me as I was "hers" for the night.

Cut a long story short I spent the whole night grafting a single mum called Jane - Total slag but a stunner and clearly just up for a bit of fun and nothing else. Downside was she was sharing a bed with the bird I used to work with.

All three of us ended up back in there room. I ended up snaking the single mum while her mate watched on. At first it was cool as she kept kissing me while I was on the job with her mate but then she started crying as "she really liked me".

I still to this day cannot believe a) I was invloved in a threesome or sorts and b) I saw Che Wilson score.

DtS

I just knew when I first posted that this would generate a response from you - great story thanks

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quality performance from all on this thread.

 

[Pubey]

me and the bird were on holiday in spain this summer and our flight was cancelled meaning we flew back to manchester not birmingham... overnight and with no sleep we managed to get back across to leicester at lunchtime, absolutely shattered and feel horrible from 10hrs sitting in palma airport and then a coach from manchester.... anyway we get back home and jump straight into bed for a couple of hrs kip but its so bright and warm that sleep doesnt really happen, get up at about 6ish and grap some tea... theni get a text from some old uni mates who are heading to the pub for a pint and it would be great to hear from me before i head back to essex.  so me and the bird head down and have a coke with the intention of being back in bed at 9... anyway from what i can really remember is that a few more mates head down and then the birds mates come down as well... i move onto the beers and then the spirits... very soon is 2 in the morning and we are all w&nkered... hit a late club in leicester and are dancing our tits off and absolutely xxxxed.. stagger out at about 5ish and ive never felt like how i felt, it must have been pure insomnia or something because i had had literally 2 hrs sleep in two days, am beyond tired but had the best night of my life... everyone was on form and an absolute blinder


i then spent the next day in bed having sleepy sex!  

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 27 2006,15:17)]I still to this day cannot believe a) I was invloved in a threesome or sorts and b) I saw Che Wilson score.

Don't mention threesomes and Che in the same paragraph. Leeboy will be having wet dreams tonight