Quiet here today.....

[steveh1510]

Its eerily quiet on here today, especially for a Friday, and don't say you're all working, cos I don't believe you....

So whats everyone up to tonight?

I will be having Christmas dinner and drinks in a rugby club full of drunk off-duty coppers for Mrs h1510's staff christmas do.

 

[Napster]

Well Im playing Electrotank Golf. Our dept xmas do was last night, so tonight Im taking it easy like The Eagles.

 

[Leeboy]

Steve,

I think a lot of us had Xmas parties / ****-ups last night so are feeling a bit "delicate"...............

 

[MrB]

I'm currently investigating the viability of a time machine that can only go forwards.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Dec. 12 2003,11:24)]I'm currently investigating the viability of a time machine that can only go forwards.

But how would you come back?

 

[steveh1510]

Ah so mentioning extra greasy bacon sandwiches with fried eggs dripping with brown sauce, washed down with 8 tequila slammers may have a few people running to the toilets then?

 

[MrB]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:26)]But how would you come back?

The assumption is that if you went forwards far enough, they'd have invented one that only goes backwards too.

Did you know that if you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees?

 

[MrB]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Dec. 12 2003,11:29)]Ah so mentioning extra greasy bacon sandwiches with fried eggs dripping with brown sauce, washed down with 8 tequila slammers may have a few people running to the toilets then?

Running to the pub maybe.....

 

[Usual_Suspect]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Dec. 12 2003,11:30)]Did you know that if you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees?

I thought you only added 8?

Suddenly I feel like going home tonight and watching the Back To The Future, "Oh my God they've found me . . . run for it Marty"

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Dec. 12 2003,11:30)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:26)]But how would you come back?

The assumption is that if you went forwards far enough, they'd have invented one that only goes backwards too.

But then if that was true, we'd have time machines all over the place right now!

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Dec. 12 2003,11:29)]Ah so mentioning extra greasy bacon sandwiches with fried eggs dripping with brown sauce, washed down with 8 tequila slammers may have a few people running to the toilets then?

sounds quite nice. Im not hungover, just knackered.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:41)]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Dec. 12 2003,11:30)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:26)]But how would you come back?

The assumption is that if you went forwards far enough, they'd have invented one that only goes backwards too.

But then if that was true, we'd have time machines all over the place right now!

Think about it.

If you had a time machine you'd hardly come back to now. Its Friday everyone is bored. You'd make sure you delayed your return until the weekend started.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Dec. 12 2003,11:47)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:41)]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Dec. 12 2003,11:30)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:26)]But how would you come back?

The assumption is that if you went forwards far enough, they'd have invented one that only goes backwards too.

But then if that was true, we'd have time machines all over the place right now!

Think about it.

If you had a time machine you'd hardly come back to now. Its Friday everyone is bored. You'd make sure you delayed your return until the weekend started.

Good point. Exquisitely made. How's life in the legal field?

 

[Leeboy]

I'm knackered, bored but not hungover.

 

[MrB]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:41)]But then if that was true, we'd have time machines all over the place right now!

Look, don't talk about what you don't know. It's been researched and proven that time machines that come backwards appear invisible to the eye of those that are from that time. Either that or they all hide in Kevin Maher's eyebrow.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Dec. 12 2003,11:50)]I'm knackered, bored but not hungover.

And i've just got out of bed.......it's a tough life being a student

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Dec. 12 2003,12:05)]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Dec. 12 2003,11:50)]I'm knackered, bored but not hungover.

And i've just got out of bed.......it's a tough life being a student

Lazy motherf.......

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Dec. 12 2003,12:07)]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Dec. 12 2003,12:05)]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Dec. 12 2003,11:50)]I'm knackered, bored but not hungover.

And i've just got out of bed.......it's a tough life being a student

Lazy motherf.......

Ya just jealous...........

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Dec. 12 2003,12:03)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Dec. 12 2003,11:41)]But then if that was true, we'd have time machines all over the place right now!

Look, don't talk about what you don't know.  It's been researched and proven that time machines that come backwards appear invisible to the eye of those that are from that time.  

Hmmm.

 

[MrB]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Dec. 12 2003,12:05)]And i've just got out of bed.......it's a tough life being a student

Must be hard to motivate yourself to get up knowing Vange is right outside your front door.