Questions that need answering

[* ORM *]

1) Women, if you need to walk along the street constantly tugging your skirts down surely you've bought the wrong skirt in the first place?

 

[derek duvall]

2) Who's the fool? The fool or the fool who follows the fool?

 

[Hazey]

3) Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

1) Women, if you need to walk along the street constantly tugging your skirts down surely you've bought the wrong skirt in the first place?

Equally,

4) Why do some women wear stupidly low cut tops and then complain that blokes are staring at their tits?

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Equally,

4) Why do some women wear stupidly low cut tops and then complain that blokes are staring at their tits?

The answer to this one is very simple as I understand it:

"because they can"

 

[* ORM *]

5) What the bloody hell am I doing in work on a Saturday ?

 

[Emu]

5) Why do blokes constantly have their hands down their shorts/trousers?

Something me and other WAGS always ask ourselves!!

Em.

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

That's kinda obvious, isn't it!

 

[Perth Bambi]

5) Why do blokes constantly have their hands down their shorts/trousers?

Something me and other WAGS always ask ourselves!!

Em.

You lot obviously aren't puting out enough.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Why has Karl Dunogood never had his legs broken?

How did Carlton Palmer play for England?

Why are cars built that can do 150mph+ when they are only allowed to do 70mph?

:dim:

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

5) Why do blokes constantly have their hands down their shorts/trousers?

Something me and other WAGS always ask ourselves!!

Em.

On a serious level, apparently its a security thing. As a baby, and child and with us men into manhood its a type of "security blanket", so there more a guy does it the more insecure he is

 

[stoy_redstar]

6) when at work does ORM actually do any work or spends all his time on SZ forums?

 

[Cricko]

5) Why do blokes constantly have their hands down their shorts/trousers?

Something me and other WAGS always ask ourselves!!

Em.

My teenage son does that all the time Em's .I normally say "How are the Crabs"

 

[Ricey]

7) Why the sudden use of the word 'WAG'?? Its ****.

 

[* ORM *]

6) when at work does ORM actually do any work or spends all his time on SZ forums?

Only when he popped out to see Mr Benson. All done for the week. That's over 70 hours plus 18 hours travelling. On the plus side I probably got more done in 7 hours today than I would in a week.

Next Q. Why do black cabs and cyclists not think the rules of the road apply to them ? Two zebra crossings on my way back to Liv St and seen two near misses with tourists. Not a great advert for London.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

My teenage son does that all the time Em's .I normally say "How are the Crabs"

Like father, like son eh :cricko:

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

8) What colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

9) What does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?

10) Where is the nusery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

11) If a cat always lands on it's feet and buttered bread always lands buttered side down what would happen if you tied buttered bread to teh top of a cat?