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QUARTER FINAL - Allison Stokke v Liz Hurley

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REMEMBER! Your vote is important - don't give it up too early.

In this Quarter Final of the competition, Allison Stokke (sponsored by Slipperduke) is paired with Liz Hurley (sponsored by Aberdeen Shrimper).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand.

Only place your vote when you are certain.


In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to the Owners who will base their decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Start your engines.
 
Now, this is a tricky choice for any red-blooded man. As anyone who has seen that film where she plays the Devil, Liz Hurley is as magnificent an example of the English Rose that you could ever hope to find, even if she is an appalling actress.

And yes, she was with Hugh Grant for ten years even after the Divine Brown incident, but we shouldn't hold that against her. There are other things that I would like to hold against her.

But Liz is a flower whose petals are beginning to curl and she finds herself today, locked in mortal combat with a siren who is as beautiful as she is talented. Not many High Street Honeys can leap several metres in the air and few of the Sugarbabes can propel themselves into the sky with a fibre-glass pole. I say few, because there was that red-haired Irish one in the original line-up who looked quite athletic and I wouldn't put it past her.

Alison Stokke is so beautiful that if you ever came into her presence, you would be struck dumb, able only to gaze upon her. This is why she struggles when asking for directions in LA. She is bronzed, doe-eyed and built like a sports car, all curves and shine.

I enjoy a vintage wine as much as the next man, but left too long in the Totty Cup and Liz will turn to vinegar.

Choose wisely. Choose Stokke.
 
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What a hard one to call...

I voted for both in the previous round and I like Liz Hurley but Ive gone with Allison.

It was the pictures the other day that are still fresh in my mind!
 
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I'm pretty sure where my vote is going in this tie, but to be fair to our friend in the north who cannot make time for ShrimperZone today, I'll offer up something of the English Rose our learned friend speaks of above.

Let's at least give her a fighting chance...

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Worthy of her place here in the Quarters but can she beat Stokke?
 
Liz for me all day long..stokke just does not make my loins tremble.

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Sorry Hurley, but your old enough to be my mum... and as much as everyone likes a bit of MILF, as the Duke says, its time to make way for the fine youngs things!
 
Guys and of course Girls as you know Dave (Mr AS) has started a new job in a different company and therefore wont be able to post until later so lets see what I can do for him.

He has been delighted with the last rounds results although he now knows he is up against very very tough competition and accepts that this will be Liz's last vote.

However don't let this be a complete washout, let her get a respectable number of votes at least. Slipperduke has picked very well - Stokke is very fit and very pretty however Liz is the PERFECT English Rose.

She epitomises everything we love to love in our English woman, she is stunningly pretty, she has a super body......and breasts (REAL) that any normal hot blooded man would love to bed down in.

But enough of all that see for yourselves ......
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I enjoy a vintage wine as much as the next man, but left too long in the Totty Cup and Liz will turn to vinegar.

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To be fair you could say that about any of them, Hurley has stood the test of time and is still a classic beauty.
 
I agree Hurley is pretty, but the problem is a lot of the pictures being used are 5/10 years old. Sure she still probably looks good now, but if we are judging using stock pictures of people 10 years ago, why not go 30 years back and let the likes of Urusla Andreas etc into the competition. (the Austin Powers pic is from 1997 for example)

We are judging on the hear and now, then its Stokke all the way. Hurley may have won this comp 10 years ago, and for her age is nice, but times move on.
 
However don't let this be a complete washout, let her get a respectable number of votes at least. Slipperduke has picked very well - Stokke is very fit and very pretty however Liz is the PERFECT English Rose.

She epitomises everything we love to love in our English woman, she is stunningly pretty, she has a super body......and breasts (REAL) that any normal hot blooded man would love to bed down in.

Well argued Numphgirl.

This is a tough one, I've voted for both in the past rounds, both are great contenders. So i guess it comes down to which one would I follow through the bedroom door given the choice....and it's still Hurley. I daresay I'll vote for Stokke again when in all likelyhood she goes through.

This picture was taken in Jan 2007, just 2 years ago for a Monsoon Ad campaign.... not 5-10 years ago....
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Couple of years ago, it would have been Hurley all the way. Not now though.

Every dog has its day, so the saying goes. In the face of the injustice of Titmuss falling at the first hurdle, I'm now going to tip Stokke for the big prize.
 
Well argued Numphgirl.

This is a tough one, I've voted for both in the past rounds, both are great contenders. So i guess it comes down to which one would I follow through the bedroom door given the choice....and it's still Hurley. I daresay I'll vote for Stokke again when in all likelyhood she goes through.

This picture was taken in Jan 2007, just 2 years ago for a Monsoon Ad campaign.... not 5-10 years ago....
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Vote Hurley just look at the way her orchid is opening up ;)
 
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