"Professional" football

[JoshC]

Seeing undercover shrimper's post from the idea of hell thread made think of an interesting question.

Would you take the life of a proffesional footballer if you could only play for Col ewe? Personally for me its a no brainer and a yes but I'm sure some may disagree.

 

[DTS]

I think I would as it would marginally be more exciting than the exciting world of financial advise however I would make sure every time I made a clearance I whacked it as low and hard as I could into the barside - knocking out the remaining three teeth of the local inbred farm hands. I would also refuse to acknowledge there "support" and **** in the bath after each game.