probelms with my Split Ends

[cockles is back]

Alright chaps sounds abit of a silly question, but do any other guys suffer from split ends??? the ends of my hair just keep splitting, I was thinking of writing to a womans magazine or something for the answers, but thought I would try you lot first. Some magazines can pay upto £50 and its also a great way to make a few quid, but obviously it also makes you sound a complete plumb, any help would be appreciated

A problem shared is a problem halved


oooh and on another subject when making a cup of coffee milk before hot water or after ???

 

[cockles is back]

i love men alot i want a **** under my chin

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Split ends is because you don't get it trimmed often enough..

Milk after hot water.

 

[Seaside Sailor]

I think you should consider using a good quality conditioner if that doesnt help i would definately write in to the mag for some more advice

 

[Holtspur Shrimper]

Hot water in stir add milk and then stir again.

 

[McNasty]

Shave it --- and your head !

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Alright chaps sounds abit of a silly question, but do any other guys suffer from split ends??? the ends of my hair just keep splitting, I was thinking of writing to a womans magazine or something for the answers, but thought I would try you lot first. Some magazines can pay upto £50 and its also a great way to make a few quid, but obviously it also makes you sound a complete plumb, any help would be appreciated

A problem shared is a problem halved


oooh and on another subject when making a cup of coffee milk before hot water or after ???

:hilarious:

That deserves some green...


On the latter point, milk after hot water... :p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Has to be milk after hot water!
Think about how to make the perfect cappuccino, espresso in first, then milk (steamed & frothed) on top!

 

[BrettieAngell]

*bites tongue*

 

[Mr. Benedict]

*bites tongue*

I wonder what Hair John will make of this thread? ;)

 

[SUFC_Al]

I wonder what Hair John will make of this thread? ;)

don't know what you mean, John.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

I wonder what Hair John will make of this thread? ;)

:hilarious:

Sorry John! :D

 

[Mr. Benedict]

don't know what you mean, John.

Course not John.
If you pretend it's not there, it might go away, you know... ;)

 

[cockles is back]

I dont understand whats all this john???

so milk it is chaps many thanks

goats milk ok?

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

goats milk ok?

Breast Milk is best.

 

[cockles is back]

my girlfriend is 20 weeks pregnant and ever since we found out after about 8 weeks, I have been hanging off her nipple nightly in my quest to have my first taste of breast milk, can anyone put me out of my misery and tell me how much longer I will have to wait??

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

Hanging off the nipple is a fine place to be, and I would suggest you inform the other half that it is for her benefit as it will toughen up those nips before the nipper is born.

However I would wait until a week after the baby is born before tugging for some milk otherwise you will get the Colostrum which is a bright orange colour. Nobody had told me about that and when I went to pick my first born from her crib in the morning and found the sheet and her clothing to be covered in this fluro orange, i had thought some Fecker had been dosing her with Sunny D. I cant explain enough how miffed I was, especially as it was a home birth.

I wanted to know if it was the midwives little joke!!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

my girlfriend is 20 weeks pregnant and ever since we found out after about 8 weeks, I have been hanging off her nipple nightly in my quest to have my first taste of breast milk, can anyone put me out of my misery and tell me how much longer I will have to wait??

Each to their own I suppose :minger:

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

my girlfriend is 20 weeks pregnant and ever since we found out after about 8 weeks, I have been hanging off her nipple nightly in my quest to have my first taste of breast milk, can anyone put me out of my misery and tell me how much longer I will have to wait??

Is this milk to be added to the coffee, in which case I'd go hot water after :finger:

 

[mattytheshrimper]

haha. what the hell is this thread about.