Pikey for the week!

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

I have decided to honour you all with my presence for the Boston and (possibly) Swansea matches.... Only problem is I need to rent a caravan/holiday chalet for the week starting saturday 9th October - anybody know of something suitable to let?

TIA!

Tom

 

[overseas shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Aug. 27 2004,13:24)]... anybody know of something suitable to let?

Yes, that should be suitable for you... but the letter 'i' in the last word your post (above) seems to be missing.

 

[The Eternal Optimist]

Jeff King has plenty of "To Lets" but be careful not to sign for a timeshare! Also read the small print - Those pikies will eat you when you leave your body to them by signing the dotted line and forgetting to check the appropriate box.

 

[Miss Rees]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Aug. 27 2004,12:24)]I have decided to honour you all with my presence for the Boston and (possibly) Swansea matches.... Only problem is I need to rent a caravan/holiday chalet for the week starting saturday 9th October - anybody know of something suitable to let?

TIA!

Tom

I could see about clearing out my shed for you although it doesnt have any running water or electrics! However, you would have use of the patio (complete with table and 4 chairs) and bar b q! I could also provide transport in the form of my mountain bike!!

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (overseas shrimper @ Aug. 27 2004,12:57)]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Aug. 27 2004,13:24)]... anybody know of something suitable to let?

Yes, that should be suitable for you... but the letter 'i' in the last word your post (above) seems to be missing.

As a TRUE fan I am prepared to suffer enormous humiliation for the sake of following my beloved team...


You of course cannot be expected to understand.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Miss Rees @ Aug. 27 2004,13:13)]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Aug. 27 2004,12:24)]I have decided to honour you all with my presence for the Boston and (possibly) Swansea matches.... Only problem is I need to rent a caravan/holiday chalet for the week starting saturday 9th October - anybody know of something suitable to let?

TIA!

Tom

I could see about clearing out my shed for you although it doesnt have any running water or electrics! However, you would have use of the patio (complete with table and 4 chairs) and bar b q! I could also provide transport in the form of my mountain bike!!

That is a very kind offer.... However, I'm not sure that you are ready to meet my two kids.... and I would be concerned about the possibility of them meeting BtD and being led (even further) astray!

 

[new bloke]

try these
BRADWELL ON SEA
Establishment Type Price
Eastland Meadows Country Park
East End Road , Bradwell On Sea , Essex , CM0 7PP
01621 776577
BRENTWOOD
Establishment Type Price
Kelvedon Hatch Camping & Caravanning
Waren Lane, Frog Street, Kelvedon Hatch , Brentwood , Essex , CM15 0JG
01277 372773
BRIGHTLINGSEA
Establishment Type Price
Lakeside Touring Caravan And Camping Site
Promenade Way , Brightlingsea , Essex , CO7 0HJ
01206 303421
www.lakeside-caravanpark.co.uk
BURNHAM ON CROUCH
Establishment Type Price
Creeksea Place Caravan Park
Ferry Road , Burnham On Crouch , Essex , CM0 8PJ
T: 01621 782387
F: 01621 783169
CLACTON ON SEA
Establishment Type Price
Ashley Holiday Park
33-37 London Rd, Little Clacton , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 9RN
01255 860200
Highfield Holiday Park
London Road , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 9QY
T: 0870 4429287
F: 01255 689805
Hutleys Caravan Park
St.osyth Beach , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 8TB
T: 01255 820712
F: 01255 821442
www.hutleyscaravans.co.uk
Silver Dawn Touring Park
Jaywick Lane , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 8BB
01255 421856
Valley Farm Caravan Park
Valley Road , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO15 6LY
T: 01255 422484
F: 01255 422484
Sacketts Grove Caravan Park
Jaywick Lane , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 7BD
T: 01255 427765
F: 01255 428752
Tower Caravan Park
Belsize Avenue, Jaywick , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO15 2LF
T: 08704 429290
F: 01255 820060
Chester Camp Site
Jaywick Lane , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 8BB
01255 820060
Weeley Bridge Holiday Park
Weeley, London Road , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 9DH
Valley Farm Caravan Park
Valley Road , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO15 6LY
T: 01255 426096
F: 01255 422484
Shangri-La Caravan Park
Colchester Rd, St. Osyth , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 8HW
01255 820432
Orchards Holiday Park
St. Osyth , Clacton On Sea , Essex , CO16 8LJ
T: 01255 820184
F: 01255 820184
www.british-holidays.co.uk
COLCHESTER
Establishment Type Price
Waldegrave Holiday & Leisure Park
Mersea Island , Colchester , Essex , CO5 8SE
T: 01206 382898
F: 01206 385359
www.waldegraves.co.uk
The Grange Country Park
East Bergholt End , Colchester , Essex , CO7 6UX
01206 298567
Fen Farm Caravan & Camping Site
Fen Lane, East Mersea , Colchester , Essex , CO5 8UA
T: 01206 383275
F: 01206 386316
Frating Caravan Park
Colchester Road, Frating , Colchester , Essex , CO7 7DX
Colchester Camping & Caravan Park
Cymbeline Way, Lexden , Colchester , Essex , CO3 4AG
T: 01206 545551
F: 01206 710443
www.colchestercamping.co.uk
Coopers Beach Holiday Park
Church Lane, East Mersea , Colchester , Essex , CO5 8TN
01206 385479
Bentley Country Park
Flag Hill, Great Bentley , Colchester , Essex , CO7 8RF
01206 385479
Brightlingsea Leisure Village
Promenade Way, Brightlingsea , Colchester , Essex , CO7 0LW
01206 304080
The Lodge Caravan Cl Site
The Lodge Kingsford Layer Road , Colchester , Essex , CO2 0HS
01206738175
HALSTEAD
Establishment Type Price
Gosfield Lake Resort Camp Site
Church Road, Gosfield , Halstead , Essex , CO9 1UE
01787 475043
HARLOW
Establishment Type Price
Roydon Mill Caravan Park
Roydon , Harlow , Essex , CM19 5EJ
T: 01279 792777
F: 01279 792695
www.roydonpark.com
HARWICH
Establishment Type Price
Dovercourt Caravan Park
Low Road , Harwich , Essex , CO12 3TZ
T: 01255 243433
F: 01255 241673
Greenacres Caravan Park
Low Road , Harwich , Essex , CO12 3TS
01255 502657
HOCKLEY
Establishment Type Price
Belchamps Camp Site
Hawkwell , Hockley , Essex
LOUGHTON
Establishment Type Price
The Elms Caravan & Camping Park
Lippitts Hill, High Beech , Loughton , Essex , IG10 4AW
T: 0208 502 5652
F: 0208 502 0016
www.theelmscampsite.co.uk
Debden House Centre
Debden Green , Loughton , Essex , IG10 2NZ
0208 508 3008
MALDON
Establishment Type Price
Saltcote Hall CL Site
Goldhanger Road, Heybridge , Maldon , Essex , CM9 7QX
0208 508 3008
Barrow Marsh Caravan Park
Mill Beach , Maldon , Essex , CM9 4RA
01621 852859
RAYLEIGH
Establishment Type Price
Wyburns Farm Caravan & Camping Site
Lower Wyburns Farm, Dawsheath Road , Rayleigh , Essex , SS6 7NP
ROMFORD
Establishment Type Price
Woodland Camp Site
Manor Rd, Lambourne End, Abridge , Romford , Essex , RM4 1NB
0208 559 9310
Lambourne End Camping Site
Manor Road, Lambourne End , Romford , Essex , RM4 1NB
0181 5599310
SOUTHEND ON SEA
Establishment Type Price
East Beach Caravan Park
Shoeburyness , Southend on sea , Essex , SS3 9SG
01702 292466
SOUTHMINSTER
Establishment Type Price
Steeple Bay Holiday Park
Steeple , Southminster , Essex , CM0 7RS
01621 773991
Beacon Hill Leisure Park
Main Rd, St. Lawrence , Southminster , Essex , CM0 7LY
01621 779248
St Lawrence Caravan Site
Main Rd, St. Lawrence , Southminster , Essex , CM0 7LZ
01621 779434
ST LAWRENCE
Establishment Type Price
Waterside Holiday Park
St Lawrence Bay Road , St Lawrence , Essex , CM0 7LY
T: 0870 442 9298
F: 01621 778106
WALTON ON THE NAZE
Establishment Type Price
Willows Caravan Pk
Willow Camp, High Tree Lane , Walton On The Naze , Essex , CO14 8HU
01255 675828

 

[Miss Rees]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Aug. 27 2004,13:18)]

Quote[/b] (Miss Rees @ Aug. 27 2004,13:13)]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Aug. 27 2004,12:24)]I have decided to honour you all with my presence for the Boston and (possibly) Swansea matches.... Only problem is I need to rent a caravan/holiday chalet for the week starting saturday 9th October - anybody know of something suitable to let?

TIA!

Tom

I could see about clearing out my shed for you although it doesnt have any running water or electrics! However, you would have use of the patio (complete with table and 4 chairs) and bar b q! I could also provide transport in the form of my mountain bike!!

That is a very kind offer.... However, I'm not sure that you are ready to meet my two kids.... and I would be concerned about the possibility of them meeting BtD and being led (even further) astray!

 

Well the offer is there should you be really stuck!!! Barry the Dog doesn't have a kennel at my house so they would be safe anyway!

 

[Beaver]

I believe I have the soloution to your problem.

The Club need a 24hr Security Guard.

The Programme Hut near the North Bank is only used on Match Days - it has a heater & a light.

Therefore you could provide 24/7 Security for one week & the club can provide free accomodation in return.

Sorted.

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Beaver @ Aug. 27 2004,12:24)]The Programme Hut near the North Bank is only used on Match Days - it has a heater & a light.

I believe someone broke in and stole the light. The heater was nailed down however.

Rumours that Jimmy Corbett has been stolen have not been confirmed/denied at this time, although it is believed he was stolen, then posted back to the club with an anonymous note saying he was of no use to anyone as he was too fat.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Aug. 27 2004,12:24)]I have decided to honour you all with my presence for the Boston and (possibly) Swansea matches.... Only problem is I need to rent a caravan/holiday chalet for the week starting saturday 9th October - anybody know of something suitable to let?

TIA!

Tom

If you had entered Bullseye several years ago you could have won a caravan as 'Bully's special prize' (or a speedboat).

I bet you feel a bit stupid now.

 

[ESG]

You can always take your pick of abandoned caravans on the Basildon stretch of the A127 !

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (new bloke @ Aug. 27 2004,13:22)]try these
BRADWELL ON SEA
Establishment Type Price
Eastland Meadows Country Park
East End Road , Bradwell On Sea , Essex , CM0 7PP
01621 776577 ............................     

Thanks, NB. The Bradwell peeps have vacancies and are sending me a brochure.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Beaver @ Aug. 27 2004,13:24)]I believe I have the soloution to your problem.

The Club need a 24hr Security Guard.

The Programme Hut near the North Bank is only used on Match Days - it has a heater & a light.

Therefore you could provide 24/7 Security for one week & the club can provide free accomodation in return.

Sorted.

How do you know that it wasn't me doing the break-ins?