Slipperduke
The Camden Cad
It's not so much the story, as the comments afterwards....
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Pigeons...
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Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Err... where's the link?!
Slipperduke
The Camden Cad
Bielzibubz
President
Me thinks Mr Duke hath finally lost the plot
Slipperduke
The Camden Cad
[b said:Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 11 2006,17:23)]Me thinks Mr Duke hath finally lost the plot
It's been a long day!
Bielzibubz
President
£14 grand........They could have got one of the little scrotes that hang around the bottom of my road to do it for a can of Bulmers and the chance to legally let off a few rounds of an air rifle.
Actually, perhaps it's these little sh!ts that should be culled and not the poor pigeons.???
Actually, perhaps it's these little sh!ts that should be culled and not the poor pigeons.???
Bielzibubz
President
In fact yes, the more I think about it.......Teenage Chav Culling.
Should be an Olympic sport IMO.
Should be an Olympic sport IMO.
Slipperduke
The Camden Cad
Posted by: Mr Dallinger on 9:57pm Wed 29 Nov 06
I think the correct solution would be to hack the wings off as many pigeons as possible before joining them together to create one large wing. This could be wafted at the pigeons by any member of the townsfolk when numbers got too high. Children could also shelter under it at times of heavy rain or possibly loud thunder.
I think the correct solution would be to hack the wings off as many pigeons as possible before joining them together to create one large wing. This could be wafted at the pigeons by any member of the townsfolk when numbers got too high. Children could also shelter under it at times of heavy rain or possibly loud thunder.
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
That is proper mental...!
<span style='color:blue'>Pigeons pecked my old aunty Betty to death at Lourdes in 1944. At first we we were very upset but we can all see the funny side when we look back now.
Mrs D Dallinger
Posted by: yeltsin on 4:27pm Sat 2 Dec 06
Dont worry. we have ways of dealing with pigeons who have defecated from the KGB. we have booked with BA already.</span>
<span style='color:blue'>Pigeons pecked my old aunty Betty to death at Lourdes in 1944. At first we we were very upset but we can all see the funny side when we look back now.
Mrs D Dallinger
Posted by: yeltsin on 4:27pm Sat 2 Dec 06
Dont worry. we have ways of dealing with pigeons who have defecated from the KGB. we have booked with BA already.</span>
HUTTON
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Posted by: Mrs D. Smithers on 12:05am Thu 30 Nov 06
I was once saved from certain death when a pair of woods grasped me by the shoulders and flew me from the path of an oncoming car. Now these feathered heroes follow me everywhere and they often speak to me too. I will be going out tomorrow tooled up to protect this noble race of animals and if I find the marksman then it will be me or him. I say NO to the slaughter of the innocents and am willing to lay down my life in their defence. As for them being the spawn of Satan, well, that is obviously a comment from a very deluded person, get help is all I can say to that, everyone knows they are God's messengers.
I was once saved from certain death when a pair of woods grasped me by the shoulders and flew me from the path of an oncoming car. Now these feathered heroes follow me everywhere and they often speak to me too. I will be going out tomorrow tooled up to protect this noble race of animals and if I find the marksman then it will be me or him. I say NO to the slaughter of the innocents and am willing to lay down my life in their defence. As for them being the spawn of Satan, well, that is obviously a comment from a very deluded person, get help is all I can say to that, everyone knows they are God's messengers.
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