Picure the scene if you will....

[DTS]

You come home from a hard day at work. As you unlock the door you can hear a faint groaning coming from the bedroom. As you open up the marital bedroom you catch you nearest and dearest in a love romp with Freddy, Tilly and Uncle Ron - Scriv is sat in the corner filiming it for Blues World.

The dirty foursome are obviously embarresed and offer their sincere appologies.

In way of conpensation Ron offers you a place on the board, Freddy and Tilly offer to sign for life and Scriv offers you a share of the SUFC Donunts in return for your silence.

What would you do?

 

[Cricko2]

Wake up ?:confused:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Stop eating cheese before you go to bed?

 

[SUFC_Al]

Me and Freddy up front, Premiership here we come!:D

 

[callan]

You come home from a hard day at work. As you unlock the door you can hear a faint groaning coming from the bedroom. As you open up the marital bedroom you catch you nearest and dearest in a love romp with Freddy, Tilly and Uncle Ron - Scriv is sat in the corner filiming it for Blues World.

The dirty foursome are obviously embarresed and offer their sincere appologies.

In way of conpensation Ron offers you a place on the board, Freddy and Tilly offer to sign for life and Scriv offers you a share of the SUFC Donunts in return for your silence.

What would you do?

Dirty four embarrassed and so they should be!
Being an SZ regular I would want to know why Brushy couldnt have a slice of my wifes' pie and post immediately, expressing my surpise and outrage.
I would then make the following demands;
1.At least 4 loan signings, but only within a budget set by Jam man and South Bank Hank.
2.A ride for my kids on Freddys cart.
3.At least two of the Blue belles to dance for the west stand.
4.Ron to stand for Southend borough council.
5.Ron to declare all out war on Colchester once elected.
6.A larger smoking area at the back of the West stand.
7 Waitress service for me and my buddies in the west.

Once and only once these demands are met could I truly forgive them.

 

[Slipperduke]

Dirty four embarrassed and so they should be!
Being an SZ regular I would want to know why Brushy couldnt have a slice of my wifes' pie and post immediately, expressing my surpise and outrage.
I would then make the following demands;
1.At least 4 loan signings, but only within a budget set by Jam man and South Bank Hank.
2.A ride for my kids on Freddys cart.
3.At least two of the Blue belles to dance for the west stand.
4.Ron to stand for Southend borough council.
5.Ron to declare all out war on Colchester once elected.
6.A larger smoking area at the back of the West stand.
7 Waitress service for me and my buddies in the west.

Once and only once these demands are met could I truly forgive them.

While you're there, Cal, could you get them to build me that quartz throne on top of the East Stand? You know, with panthers prowling around me and stuff?

Much obliged.

Oh, and could you get them to look into the catering?

 

[Napster]

Dirty four embarrassed and so they should be!
Being an SZ regular I would want to know why Brushy couldnt have a slice of my wifes' pie and post immediately, expressing my surpise and outrage.
I would then make the following demands;
1.At least 4 loan signings, but only within a budget set by Jam man and South Bank Hank.
2.A ride for my kids on Freddys cart.
3.At least two of the Blue belles to dance for the west stand.
4.Ron to stand for Southend borough council.
5.Ron to declare all out war on Colchester once elected.
6.A larger smoking area at the back of the West stand.
7 Waitress service for me and my buddies in the west.

Once and only once these demands are met could I truly forgive them.

Out of all of them, 3 is least likely

 

[Cricko2]

Out of all of them, 3 is least likely

Nice A rses though with a large pair of Binoculars:)

 

[ldnfatso]

You come home from a hard day at work. As you unlock the door you can hear a faint groaning coming from the bedroom. As you open up the marital bedroom you catch you nearest and dearest in a love romp with Freddy, Tilly and Uncle Ron - Scriv is sat in the corner filiming it for Blues World.

The dirty foursome are obviously embarresed and offer their sincere appologies.

In way of conpensation Ron offers you a place on the board, Freddy and Tilly offer to sign for life and Scriv offers you a share of the SUFC Donunts in return for your silence.

What would you do?

You have a very warped mind!

 

[callan]

While you're there, Cal, could you get them to build me that quartz throne on top of the East Stand? You know, with panthers prowling around me and stuff?

Much obliged.

Oh, and could you get them to look into the catering?

Certainly, Quartz throne it is, lets not stop with the Panthers, how about a small zoo?
As for the catering we can have the chef from the spread.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Certainly, Quartz throne it is, lets not stop with the Panthers, how about a small zoo?
As for the catering we can have the chef from the spread.

Who'd have thought that the price of a menage a trois (or quatre) would be a menagerie.

 

[Stats]

Nice A rses though with a large pair of Binoculars:)

Think you've just stumbled on something there Cricko.

Why dont we start selling some binos outside the ground before matchdays?

I say we as you threw binos into the conversation and I said sell em :D

 

[Cricko2]

While you're there, Cal, could you get them to build me that quartz throne on top of the East Stand?

I can supply you with some Old Curtains to go around it:D

 

[Slipperduke]

While you're there, Cal, could you get them to build me that quartz throne on top of the East Stand?

I can supply you with some Old Curtains to go around it:D

Burn them, Cricko! Burn them!

No Zoo required, just a few panthers. I need something to instill fear in the other directors.

 

[Cricko2]

I will Slipper the Day's Of "Scratch and Sniff" are well past:eek:

 

[chadded]

Large A rses though with a nice pair of Binoculars:)

Too easy. Far too easy ;)

 

[Firestorm]

I know of at least one SZ regular who already takes his own binoculars

 

[DTS]

I know of at least one SZ regular who already takes his own binoculars

Name and shame Firestorm......My bet is Cricko. :o

 

[Stats]

Its gotta be Leeboy, he comes to the game straight from being up a tree outside various players houses. Therefore will have his binos with him.

 

[JoshC]

You come home from a hard day at work. As you unlock the door you can hear a faint groaning coming from the bedroom. As you open up the marital bedroom you catch you nearest and dearest in a love romp with Freddy, Tilly and Uncle Ron - Scriv is sat in the corner filiming it for Blues World.

The dirty foursome are obviously embarresed and offer their sincere appologies.

In way of conpensation Ron offers you a place on the board, Freddy and Tilly offer to sign for life and Scriv offers you a share of the SUFC Donunts in return for your silence.

What would you do?

Be honest, Has this just happened to you? are you using the way we will react in order to find your own response... very crafty
:angel: