Penis Enlargments!

[Winkle]

Right just for the kickoff (I dont need one ) but If i was to circumvent my underpants and was found wanting in the " trouser department" would I ever contemplate having a penis enlargement? I was watching tv in bed last night and there was a programme about this very same thing, with some guy who had a permanent *inverted tallywacker* The quack had a look and was giving it the "hmn" "yes" "well" Im sure we can do something with that, and started pulling the poor fellas*old fella* about. He talked about skin graphs and fat injections and girth size and basically told this poor guy that after he had finished with him he was going to star in every porn film available to man.
Well, after the operation they basically did a before and after and apart from his new manhood looking a bit wonky, it did not look much different to me.
Know I now what your thinking, what sicko looks at these sort of T.V programmes but to be honest it was quite interesting. This guy basically sheld out £6k to have his poor fella stretched and ended up with something that resembled a squashed ,wonky chipolata.
My question is, If the mrs said to you" I want bigger, stronger faster ( sorry that was the bionic man) * I NEED MORE* would you go for it?

 

[MK Shrimper]

No, I'm already hung like a donkey (and I don't mean Matt Harrold).

 

[C C Csiders]

Right just for the kickoff (I dont need one ) but If i was to circumvent my underpants and was found wanting in the " trouser department" would I ever contemplate having a penis enlargement? I was watching tv in bed last night and there was a programme about this very same thing, with some guy who had a permanent *inverted tallywacker* The quack had a look and was giving it the "hmn" "yes" "well" Im sure we can do something with that, and started pulling the poor fellas*old fella* about. He talked about skin graphs and fat injections and girth size and basically told this poor guy that after he had finished with him he was going to star in every porn film available to man.
Well, after the operation they basically did a before and after and apart from his new manhood looking a bit wonky, it did not look much different to me.
Know I now what your thinking, what sicko looks at these sort of T.V programmes but to be honest it was quite interesting. This guy basically sheld out £6k to have his poor fella stretched and ended up with something that resembled a squashed ,wonky chipolata.
My question is, If the mrs said to you" I want bigger, stronger faster ( sorry that was the bionic man) * I NEED MORE* would you go for it?

You would need a rabbi not a surgeon.

I'd also suggest that they only use a skin graph prior to a histogramectomy.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Its difficult to say because I personally don't need any help in that department but if i was lacking a bit then I spose I would think about it. But the thought of anyone going near my old boy with a scalpel or a needle or anything just makes me feel really uncomfortable to say the least!

 

[SUFC_Al]

I wouldn't, I don't intend to mess around with any part of me, well apart from my teeth which are rubbish. If the missus wanted something comprable in size to that of a large cucumber, then she can ao and use a large ruddy cucumber!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Its not what you got its how you use it!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Just dont use the same cucumber in a salad afterwards eh Al....:fart:

 

[DTS]

Women have been having breast enlargements for years and no one bats an eye lid so why not.

(This is not an excuse to spead rumors I have a small **** I am just saying).

 

[Winkle]

Have added a poll, for all those brave enough!

 

[C C Csiders]

Have added a poll

Surely that amounts to the same thing?

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

Pstt - I dunno if you've heard but DtS has a small knob.

 

[MK Shrimper]

As a lady once said to me;

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean....

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

As a lady once said to me;

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean....

rowlocks....

 

[Winkle]

As a lady once said to me;

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean....

You wasn't standing in front of a mirror with a wig on was you?

 

[MK Shrimper]

You wasn't standing in front of a mirror with a wig on was you?

It was a Tuesday evening so possibly....:eek:

 

[Usual_Suspect]

No, just couldn't face some bloke playing with my todger and then slicing it up. Jesus I feeling ill just thinking about it.

 

[SUFC_Al]

Just dont use the same cucumber in a salad afterwards eh Al....:fart:

i dunno, might add some flavour to the salad ;)

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

i dunno, might add some flavour to the salad ;)

thats put me right off me helmans....:eek:

 

[SUFC_Al]

thats put me right off me helmans....:eek:

I could have done a very low toned edit of your post there mate ;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

thats put me right off me women and now I'm a big gay bear....:eek:

Meh, why stop?