Paralympics

[Pubey]

Some bloke has just broken the World Record for the 100m in the Bejing Paralympics.

Unfortunately he has tested positive for WD-40





*stick your paralympic jokes here!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Not a joke but an observation: Was watching women's 400m race, I'm thinking partially sighted, and some of the athletes had guides but one was running like Kelly Holmes all alone! WTF is all that about? She won by a huge margin!

 

[shrimperman]

Not a joke but an observation: Was watching women's 400m race, I'm thinking partially sighted, and some of the athletes had guides but one was running like Kelly Holmes all alone! WTF is all that about? She won by a huge margin!

I understand that catergories are put in place to make it fair but sometimes you have to wonder whether some participants are at greater disability than others. At the same time, I guess they have to draw a line somewhere otherwise they would give medal to anyone and everyone.

 

[please delete my account]

Afternoon Chaps!
I was going to enter the swimming for the freakishly endowed. The drag one gets from having such a gigantic schlong is much like trying to tow a fully laden boat.

I decided against it in the end because
1) There was a petition to stop me competing due to my aggressive nature towards the other competitors
2) I couldn't find a pair of speedos large enough to prevent 'tackle spillage' and
3) I couldn't really be arsed and got loaded instead.

Maybe next time..

 

[C C Csiders]

My personal favourite event was held in the Water Cube. For me you can't beat the 100metre bob for the limbless.

 

[Hotman]

Britain's paralympic champions were in tears today after their coach explained there is no chocolate inside the gold medals.

 

[Hotman]

the paralympics basketball is boring, no slam dunks, just lots of dribbling.

 

[Hotman]

the british boxer has just won gold after he licked his opponent!

 

[Hotman]

I hope that no downies win gold, cant have them getting any more big headed!

 

[* ORM *]

Keep them coming they're "so funny". Remind me to laugh if you lose a few limbs in an accident or have a kid that's not blessed with full health.

 

[Hotman]

Keep them coming they're "so funny". Remind me to laugh if you lose a few limbs in an accident or have a kid that's not blessed with full health.

ORM - I'd be a hypocrite if I said anything other than "fair deal" to that.

 

[* ORM *]

Carl, I'm not averse to the creatively amusing ones eg Britain's paralympic champions were in tears today after their coach explained there is no chocolate inside the gold medals. Some of them overstepped the mark in my books - maybe I'm just an old fart !

No harm done I don't believe there was any malice behind it

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

can not believe that no one has mentioned the classic joke........100m hurdles!!