P.I.G. (Parky is God)

[The Late One]

I am fed up with the inbreds texting Essex Radio with the P.I.G. (Parky is God) message, who can come up with a SUFC version of what it stands for.

How about

"Parky Infected Grapes"

as a starter

 

[rabbloke]

How about 'Parkys Inbred Goons' or even better 'Promotion is Gone'.

 

[Yellow Army]

parky is gullable

 

[TrueBlue]

Parky is gay

 

[J]

how about:
"Promotion is gone"

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (rabbloke @ April 09 2006,15:34)]'Promotion is Gone'.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

 

[Yellow Army]

*edited* - sorry mistake

 

[Yellow Army]

which afterwards would follow:

Parky is going (to notts forest)

 

[C C Csiders]

Surely, rather than P.I.G. that the Col Ewe fans text in, a more appropriate acronym would be S.H.E.E.P. standing for Steve Has Easily Eclipsed Parky

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ April 09 2006,17:25)]Surely, rather than P.I.G. that the Col Ewe fans text in, a more appropriate acronym would be S.H.E.E.P. standing for Steve Has Easily Eclipsed Parky

Brilliant!

 

[The Late One]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ April 09 2006,17:25)]Surely, rather than P.I.G. that the Col Ewe fans text in, a more appropriate acronym would be S.H.E.E.P. standing for Steve Has Easily Eclipsed Parky

How about WE all do that after Col Ewe's match on Saturday  

 

[EastStandBlue]

How about "Petulant Ignorant Goons"?

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (The Late One @ April 09 2006,18:11)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ April 09 2006,17:25)]Surely, rather than P.I.G. that the Col Ewe fans text in, a more appropriate acronym would be S.H.E.E.P. standing for Steve Has Easily Eclipsed Parky

How about WE all do that after Col Ewe's match on Saturday  

Their match on Tuesday is live on BBC Essex, so I think I'll send in a text with the SHEEP acronym on it. However, I have sent in a few 'tongue in cheek, banterish" anti-Col Ewe texts to BBC Essex in the past and they have not been read out. The bloke that presents, Glenn Speller is clearly a Col Ewe fan, I think he's from Sudbury. You can tell it by the tone of his voice when we win, and they don't - a regular occurence, of course.

Last season I text him around the middle of March saying I hoped Col Ewe would stay up, as it would be 6 points guaranteed for us. He countered by saying that is what is known as hubris. And then had the cheek to say if I did not know what that meant I should look it up in the dictionary.

I am a little more blunt and responded with a text asking him to look up the word to$$er in his dictionary, but he didn't read that one out.

 

[prittlewellshrimper]

oh yes , the S.H.E.E.P. one is brilliant , bet they dont read them out though.

 

[andrew_sthnd]

did anyone hear the a guy who text in after the blackpool game and said that if southend werent crowned champions, that he would run around layer road in a Col******r shirt?!

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (andrew_sthnd @ April 10 2006,00:30)]did anyone hear the a guy who text in after the blackpool game and said that if southend werent crowned champions, that he would run around layer road in a Col******r shirt?!

Yeah, and Speller got all excited saying they had his phone number. You can tell in his voice that he was hoping against hope that we would not go up. The amount of time they spend on Col Ewe, you would thnk they were 8 points clear at the top.

 

[fbm]

How about P.I.G. standing for "Parky's Inflamed Gonads"?

 

[aberystwyth_shrimper]

Parky Inseminates Goats?

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (aberystwyth_shrimper @ April 10 2006,18:24)]Parky Inseminates Goats?

Classic

 

[C C Csiders]

The BBC Essex coverage of the Col Ewe game starts in 25 minutes. I shall be sending a text in with the S.H.E.E.P. acronym.

Anybody else who wants to send one, send it in after 7pm on 07786 201035. A tip, don't make it too abusive to Col Ewe or they won't read it out - make it 'banter-ish'. I'll be sending something along the lines of I hope Col Ewe get promoted with us (although I don't!) as it is good to start the season already 6 points to the good.