Oh my word

[Napster]

http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Lechlade-man-guilty-having-sex-bull-mastiff-dog/story-16469325-detail/story.html

 

[OldBlueLady]

Dated 29 June, saw it on Google a while back. Love the fact he took the dog to bed to do it!

 

[Pubey]

Dated 29 June, saw it on Google a while back. Love the fact he took the dog to bed to do it!

Yeah I love beastiality too

 

[OldBlueLady]

Yeah I love beastiality too

Bet your missus is pleased to hear that!

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I know i've had a fair few dogs in my time but none of them were of the canine variety :smile:

 

[MK Shrimper]

I've had relations
With hamsters and dalmatians
I've made passes
At donkeys of all classes
And if your squirrel is grey
I won't turn it away
And if your goat is brown
It and I can find some common ground

Bestiality, young and warm and wild and porky
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

A specialist magazine comes in the post from Sweden
I always get a wrist ache when I read them
I knew a farmer once who played
With his piggies in the glade
I said "But some things are really best left unspoken"
But he preferred his livestock out in the open

Bestiality, plump and pink and wild and furry
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

I'm sure that everybody knows how much my doggy hates me
I take him out most every night because he looks incredibly tasty
I feel a total jerk
Taking my badger into work

I'm getting weighed down
With all this information
Safe sex doesn't mean no sex
It just means buy yourself a big alsatian
Stop playing with your pets
Or you'll end up down the vets
I look like Johnny Morris
I love a penguin and her name is Doris

Bestiality, cold and damp and wild and scaly
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me
Bestiality, come shear and snog some sheep with me
Bestiality, we can be what we want to be

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

A typical day in MK ....

 

[OldBlueLady]

A typical day in MK ....

Bet his missus is pleased to hear that! Or not! :nope:

 

[Bluesmanager]

all a load of **** and bull, you ask me...

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

I've had relations
With hamsters and dalmatians
I've made passes
At donkeys of all classes
And if your squirrel is grey
I won't turn it away
And if your goat is brown
It and I can find some common ground

Bestiality, young and warm and wild and porky
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

A specialist magazine comes in the post from Sweden
I always get a wrist ache when I read them
I knew a farmer once who played
With his piggies in the glade
I said "But some things are really best left unspoken"
But he preferred his livestock out in the open

Bestiality, plump and pink and wild and furry
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

I'm sure that everybody knows how much my doggy hates me
I take him out most every night because he looks incredibly tasty
I feel a total jerk
Taking my badger into work

I'm getting weighed down
With all this information
Safe sex doesn't mean no sex
It just means buy yourself a big alsatian
Stop playing with your pets
Or you'll end up down the vets
I look like Johnny Morris
I love a penguin and her name is Doris

Bestiality, cold and damp and wild and scaly
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me
Bestiality, come shear and snog some sheep with me
Bestiality, we can be what we want to be

Excellent.I'm sure BB would approve.:thumbsup:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Excellent.I'm sure BB would approve.:thumbsup:

Ah, I wish I could take credit but it's a Phil Jupitus take on Sexuality.